Piyush Wishes Collection - Page 11

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!

Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.

Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love and get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was fantastic.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the bulb has to really want to change.

A ham sandwich goes into a pub and says, "Barman I need a drink"; and the barman says "Sorry, we don''t serve food here"

There were 7 dwarfs in a shower all feeling happy, but then happy got out so they started feeling grumpy instead!

Love is not getting, but giving. Not a wild dream of pleasure and madness of desire - oh, no - love is not that! It is goodness and honor and peace and pure living - yes, love is that and it is the best thing in the world and the thing that lives the longest....

Who, being loved, is poor?

I always feel sorry for people who think more about a rainy day ahead than sunshine today.

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

Be thankful we''re not getting all the government we''re paying for.

I climbed up the door and opened the stairs said my pajamas and put on my prayers all because you kissed me good-night.

Despite the Old saying "Don''t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

I AM ON THE WAY TO DEATH I HAVE TO CROSS A BIG SEA TO REACH THE DOCTOR. THATS WHY I NEED A SHIP. PLEASE SEND YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND SAVE MY LIFE........

If I could spend every minute of every day with you I would. I think about you all the time. I think of you when I go to bed, and you''re the first thing I think about when I wake up.

why we close our eyes, when we pray, when we cry, when we dream, when we kiss, because the most wonderfull things in life r unseen and felt only by the heart.

I will always be by your side beecause you alwways make me the happpiest person i always love to be.

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but i''m happier each time i send you a message ''coz i know i''ll be DISTURBING YOU!

Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i''d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

"U R SOMEONE 4 THE WORLD, BUT 4 SOMEONE U R THE WORLD"

Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.She will be visiting u soon. plz attend her properly. I asked to stay with you
forever. Her name is SMILE...

How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there''s a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

There''s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It''s called marriage.

Jaam se itni nafrat na karo ke
kabhi peena padhe toh pii na sako,
kisi se itni mohabbat na karo k
kabhi tanha jeena padhe toh jee na sako………

Its time to fun with crackers n not get cracked.
Of course its Deepawali.

All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and
then success is sure. Good luck.

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
Good Luck

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.