Preeti Wishes Collection - Page 10

The only victory over love is flight.
To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.

It is by loving and by being loved that one can come nearest to the soul of another.

Love makes everything that is heavy light.

Love, and do what you like..

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it''s hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer

What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.

What happened when Jesus went up to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat him up.

He who laughs last doesn''t get the joke.

What is the Australian for foreplay?
Brace yourself, Sheila!
And the Welsh?
Are you awake, Gwen?

. Heaven is the perfect, unconditional love for another....

To Love is to Risk
Not Being Loved In Return,
To Hope Is to Risk Pain,
To Try Is to Risk Failure....
But Risk Must Be Taken
Because the Greatest Hazard
in Life Is To Risk Nothing

And perhaps we are right.

SMILE!Simply Makes Isolated Life Easy.

Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India, a nation of pride
& we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI."
god bless
hai ram
jai hind!!!

There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there is
nothing bitween Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me
and You is ''Anybody Not Disturb

this is the time 2 recharge our frndship.
True frndship:4/5 cool sms
validity lifetime.
Best frnd:2/3 mast sms
special frnd: koi bhi ek sms chalega.
Asai koi frnd to ek miss call dedena.
Agar prepaid ye scheme nahi pasand ai to postpaid ka scheme veju kya.
But dont change the line.

L-Love,I-imagination,
F-Friend,
E-Entertainment,''LIFE''
will Become "LiE'' if
there is no ''F'' of
Friend: i''am lucky to
get you My sweet frnd.

What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.

Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you''re ready.

Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts!

Last week my friend, Mabel, was feeling terribly ill so her husband ''phoned the doctor''s surgery.
''I''m afraid the doctor is busy until 10am Thursday,'' said the receptionist.
''But that''s three days away! My wife is terribly ill,'' pleaded Mabel''s husband. ''What if she''s dead by then?''
''Well,'' replied the receptionist, you can always ''phone and cancel the appointment.''

This morning I went to the doctor to see if he had a cure for my wife''s sinus trouble. Every time she drags me out shopping she keeps telling me ''sign us'' for this, ''sign us'' for that.

I''ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

A man''s dreams are an index to his greatness.

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don''t be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.

Bas yehi sochke tumse nazar milayi hai,
naye zakhmon ke liye dil men jaga khaali hai,

I miss you.
I miss all of the caring
things you do,
and spending the evening
alone with you.