Charu Wishes Collection - Page 11

Q - Why doesn''t the Gingerbread Man wear shorts?
A - Because he has crummy legs.Why do ginger people burn easily?
It''s nature''s way of telling us they should be kept indoors!

Q - Why do french people eat snails?
A - Because they dont like fast food

What did the necktie say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I''ll hang around for a while.

Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.

True friendship is devotion I.e. serving each other identifying one self with others sufferings just forgetting ones own wishes, own priorities and own body etc. and this makes the friendship tie so sacred

Love... What is love? Love is to love someone for who they are, who they were, and who they will be.

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.

Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.

It''s time for me to make a wish for U.... (wishin) ... (wishin) ... done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long. Goodmorning

Take some time to smile when you''re sad.. to rest when you''re tired.. to love if you''re feeling empty.. & to
let go if you need to. time endures, time heals. in this life, just take some time for yourself.... gudnyt..

night is a wonderful
2 pray
2 love
2 care
2 sleep
and to thank all the blessings we received good night and sweet dreamz

No man is a failure who has friends.

u are one of the most beauty full girl in the world i have seen so far how i discarib ur beauty i realy impress from ur parsnalty i just want to say u that i love u with heart and soul...........

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don''t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

This is a humorous "fake" news items which many adult ESL/EFL students may understand.
REDMOND, WA (API) --- MICROSOFT (MSFT) announced today that
the official release date for the new operating system.

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I''m afraid we''re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."
"Well, if it''s just because of them, I''d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor''s office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and he charged them $32.00 for the office visit.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

How much do u luv me? If it''s 100% call me, if 80% sms me, if 50% miss call me, if 0% ignore me.

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs
orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for
is rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

i''ve commit a lot mistakes in my life, i''m not a perfect person, but i''m trying to be one... but there''sone thing i know i did right... that''s when i followed my heart to make you part of my life...-")

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

kissing is for play fucking is game boys get pleasure girls get pain

"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.

Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i''d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god''s angels watch over you & I Miss U!

woke up with tears in my eyes i keep on wondering why? and i realize...
that''s because i''m missing a nice and true friend like you...

jo jeet kar bhi haar ho, woh jeet kaisee jeet hay,
jo haar kar bhi jeet ho, woh haar meri zindagi.