sharma Wishes Collection - Page 8

Only to burn a candle a matchstick burns itself...


and in loving memory of matchstick,
candle burns up to the bottom...
That's called true 'LOVE'.

To realise God it is not important what you do. However, it is important to see God in whatever you do....

Ramchandra kah gaye sia se.... aisa kalyug aayega....dono taraf se honge SMS, par phone koi na milayega...... Bolo "Saste SMS'" ki JAI.....

Tution sir:
Abey Gadhey, Homework kyun nahi karta hai tu!

Modern Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar, Saale Customer se aise baat karte hai kya?..?

1 bus usme 7 ladki. Har ladki k pass 7 bag. Har bag me 7 billi aur har billi k 7 bacche. To batao sabke milakar kitne legs hue? It's challengs 4 u....do reply

SANTA Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis

Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor
35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son
20Flr:I m Not Marrid
&
3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta

True friendship is
like a music,
we cant see
bt
we can feel
&
€njoy the true
melodies of
care..You are
my best music
forever..
Its my promise.

Last night my books were dancing in my dream .Do u know on which song? Guess??
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!

1 Bat Bolu
Naraz Mat Hona
Bol Du
Soch Lo

Me




Aapse






Pyar









Se
Keh Raha Hu
SMS Kr Do
Nhi To
Khun Kharaba Ho Jayega.

Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .RESULT AA GAYA. :-(

Koi acche sMs hai kya?
Agar hai to..!
Pls



pls



pls


delete kar de na!
Jab bhejne hi nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda....!!!!

Pyar mein mila har gum uphar hota hai.Pyar wo hota hai jisme intjar hota hai.Sadiyo tak intjar karte hai wo,jinhe apne pyar pe etbar hota hai.

Aaj mujhe App Se Kuch Kehna Hai

Wo Baat Jo App Sunna Chaho Wo hi

3 LAFZ Jo Dil ko Chu jaaege


GUD
MORNING G.......:-)

Pundit apni Sexy behen k kamre mein gaya

Wahan Usko 1 'plastic ka lund' mila

Vo dekh k Pundit

khushi se chillaya:

Achcha

Toh yeh hota hai


"Bhen ka Lauda"

I Saw A Dream Last Nite, Only U & Me, U Know What Happened?? U Were Looking So Inocent.. Bcoz I Was Eating Maggi & U Were Saying- "1 Chammach dede..."

Sochte hai ki..Ye paisa Ye pyaar Ye Dosti Ye shohrat Ye moh-maya Sab Tyag kar sanyas le lein..Par fir sochte hain PEHLE YE SAB MILE TO SAHI.!

Nothing can be only negative. Every negativity has a positive aspect too.
Every dark cloud has a silver lining & every night is followed by a dawn..

Aap GADHE ho.

bura lga.

naraJ ho ?

Gadhe means:
G-GREAT
A-ATTRACTIVE
D-DEAR
H-HONEST
E-EXCELENT

ab to khush ?

muskura rahe ho.

SACH MAI GADHE HO

Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?
LKG Boy:Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: oh God!! Y do U hate him?

LKG Boy:He abolished Child Marriage

Chhote log"PAISE" ki baat
karte h.

Bade log"TIME"ki baat
karte h.

MAHAN log"BAAT" hi nhi_karte,
Woh sirf"SMS" karte h.

Nikamme log sirf padhte h. Hehehe

Bas karo yaar, band karo ye SMS ka khel, ab kabhi SMS mat karna, bahut ho gaya natak Tumhara.


Aisa maine kabhi kaha kya?
Nahi na.
To phir SMS kyon nahi karte.

5 baate Parents ki, jo Bachcho ko pasnd nahi:-

1-Itna late kyu? 2-Itne paise kisliye?

3-Ye kiski call thi? 4-kahan ja rahe ho?5-Dekho neha se kuch sikho!

In France LOVE is a Comedy In England
LOVE is a Tragedy In Italy
LOVE is a Wonder In Germany
LOVE is a Drama but In India
LOVE is a National Game for Boys.

Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dekha!
Kitne"DIL"se msg bheja h apko.
Pehle kisi ne bheja h?
Nhi na.
To chalo fir itne hi DIL se Smile kro.

Biwiya apne pati ko"A.G" Q kehti hai?Q k biwiya izzatdar hoti hai,bahar bazar me"ABE GADHE"Nahi bol sakti isiliye short me AG bolti hai

Gam k sager mein kabhi dub na jana,Raho pe chalke manzil na pao to tut na jana,Zindgi mein agar kuch dukh mehsus ho to,Hum zinda hai ye bhul na jana.

Kash Feeling Bhi SMS Ki Tarah Hoti To-Apke Gum Hum Receive Karte.Apni Khushiyan APKO Send Karte.Apki Narajgi Delete Karte. Or Apki Yaadon Ko Save Karte.

Hum kho gaye to raho me dhunda karoge,har ek ko rok kar pucha karoge,hum kehte hein duriya mat badao hum se, tanhaiyo me bathe kar roya karoge.

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pass dis hrt 2 al ur frndz n also 2 me!
If 3cums bak, u'l marry ur luv!
Bcz 2day is
SWeeT HearT DAY