sharma Wishes Collection - Page 7

98%Smart ho tum..! 40%Naughty ho tum..! 85% Intelligent ho tum..! 97% Quit ho tum.! 100% Sweet ho tum..! Total milaker 420 ho tum.

Teri surat par dil waru ...wah wah Teri jarurat par jaan waru...wah wah jis din tera koi fanny msg na aaye ,tere Kaan ke niche do maru ab bol..wah wah

N-Navchetna
A-Akhandjyoti
V-Vignashak
R-Ratjageswari
A-Anandayi
T-Trikaldarshi
R-Rakshan karti
A-Anandmayi

Maa Durga bless U Happy Navratri

Pee k rat ko hum unko bhulane lage.sharab main apne gum ko milane lage.zalim sharab pite he asar dikhane lagi.nashe main unki saheliyan bhi yaad aane lagi

1 officer School checking k time Dekhta hai ki 1 Teachr ladki ko kiSS kar raha hai.Officer:What iS thiS?Teac:"Maar Se nahi pyar Se Samjha raha hu.

Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai? Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, immli, aur narial dalkar chatni kyu nhi bana lete.. what an idea sir ji..

Mithe gud me mil gaye till,
Udi patang or khil gaye dil,
Har pal sukh or har par shanti,
Aap sap ke liye laaye makar shankr anti..
HAPPY MAKAR SHAKRANTI....

Hey bhagwaan,

Tu agar sms FREE bhi kar de,

Toh yeh kanjus Sms nahi karenge

Sochenge Sms to free hai phir bhi battery to khatam ho rahi hai na..
Good night..

Power house company ki job hai
salary Rs 45,000 /-
karni hai to reply karein.?
jayada mehant ka kam nahi
Bus




bijali ke Nange taro par gila kapda marna he..

1parinde ko machli se pyar ho gya,wo dono mile to kese.machli pani ko chod nahi sakti or parinda pani me ja nahi skta.
%"GOOD MORNING"%
Rdply karna.

Bina dil k pyar nahi khilta

bina sacchai k bharosa nahi milta,

kuch to acchai hum me zarur hogi,

warna aap jaisa "DOST" hame nahi milta.

Muskan Bn Jata Hai Koi,Dil Ki Dhadkan Bn Jata Hai Koi,Kaise Jiye Ek Pl B Un K Bin,Jb Zindgi Jeene Ki Wajah Bn Jata Hai Koi.

Boy:Mai tumhare liye sab chhod dunga
Girl:Maa,Papa? Boy:Haan
Girl:Apne Dost?
Boy:Haan
Girl: daru?
Boy: Didi ghar jao, Aapke papa parishan ho rahe honge.;-)

American ne India ka masaledaar dinner liya,Agli subah toilet se nikalte hi bola,Ab samjha Indians Q paani se dhote Hai,Tissue paper to aag pakad lega....

Maa ki jyoti se noor milta h
Sab k dilo ko suroor milta h
jo b jata hai maa k dawar
kuch na kuch jroor milta h
Happy NAvRAtrI
*jai mata di*

GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU ki BALTI rakhi.

GADHA PANI P gaya.
POLICE ne SHARABI se puchha:tune isse kya seekha?

SHARABI:jo DARU nahi pita Wo GADHA hai

Chlo aaj sare jahaan ko''MATA RANI"k naam se jagmagado "JAI MATA DI" "PAHADA WALI" "SHERA WALI" "JYOTA WALI" Is sms ko itna failao, jitna "MAA" se pyar krte ho.

Socha na tha kbi aisi dosti hogi, Manzilo k sath rahein b hasti hogi,
Jannat ki galiyo k khwb q dekhu,
Agar hum saare dost sath honge to nark me b masti hogi.

Aapki 1Misscall=1Din ki khushi+
Aapka 1 SMS=1week ki khushi+
Aapki 1call=1 mahine ki khushi+
Aapki 1mulaqat=1saal ki khushi+
Aapki dosti=zindagi bhar ki khushi

kash tum "Goat" hote,hum tume ghaas khilate aur pyaar se tumare sing hilate aur puchte msg bhejne me kanjus kon?
tum ya main?
toh tum pyaar se bolte mai mai mai plz call mee

Ye padh ke to sar phod loge

killer sher on CID:


Ye haseen vaadiya

Ye khula akaash



Ye haseen vaadiya

Ye khula akaash.



MY GOD Abhijit!

Ek aur laash.!

C.I.D. Shayari:-
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..



Wah wah..



Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..







Oh my god.!
Sir,
Ye toh mar chuka h

Cid 1s again :

Aajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai

wah wah

Aajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai

Dr.Salunkhe ne kaha"Maut ka karan zeher hai"

Chahe cricket ball ho ya football
hum catch nhi karte....









Chahe cricket ball ho ya football hum catch nahi karte....







ACP Saab yeh finger prints khooni se match nhi karte...:

Whenver any1 SAYs sumthin bad 2 u, dnt cry.Remember, it takes 49muscles to cry &12muscles to smile,Bt only 6 muscles to gv a punch,, toh ghuma k dena saale ko.

When u win, every1 take pride 2 celebrate ur victory but whn u loose, only true frnd hold ur hand sit by ur side n say - "zalil hi karwaya kar tu har jagah":-)

Duniya nal nai mildi pasand sadi, asi wakhra pasand kuch karde aa...oye rang roop sab RABB diyan daatan ne,asi ta mitha bolan wale te marde aa...

Apki khamoshi raas nhi aati,
Meri parchayi bhi ab mere pas nhi aati,
Kuch aati hai to bas apki Yaad,
Jo akar 1 Pal bhi mujse dur nhi jati.

nav samvat ki naval chandni jag me nav sanchar bhare nav asha ke kalash sajakar mangalmay sansar kare. NAVWARS VIKRAM SAMVAT 2067 MANGALMAY HO.

Chlo aaj sare jhan ko''MATA RANI"k naam se jgmgado "JAI MATA DI" "PAHADA WALI" "SHERA WALI" "JYOTA WALI" Is sms ko itna felao,jitna"MAA"se pyar karte ho.