sharma Wishes Collection - Page 3

1 behra scooter ghasit k la raha tha
2nd behra-petrol khatm ho gya kya
1st- nhi yar petrol khatm ho gaya
2nd- ohh.!Mujhe laga petrol khatm ho gya!!:-P

HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?

gum na kr apki raaho me na ayenge, saamna hua to najar na milayenge, jb tk hoga apko apki glti ka ehsas. hm apki is dunia se bhut dur chale jayenge..gud morning

Pyar ko jb pyar hua to pyar ne pyar se pucha k pyar kaisa hota hai to pyar ne pyar se kha jo is sms ko pyar se padh rah he pyar uske jaisa hota hai..gd mrng

Jise Tum Sabse Zyada Chaho Use Zindgi Me Kabhi Mat Aazmana

Kyuki Agar Wo GUNEHGAAR Bhi Nikla

Tab Bhi DiL Tumhara Hi Tutega...

DDLJ PJ- A.C Ka muqabla cooler kr nai skta wah wah A.C ka mukabla cooler kr nai skta. Ja Simran Ja is ladke se zyada pyar tuje koi kr nai skta

Teacher: Tumhare Papa kya kaam karte hai?Baccha:"KFC" ke Maalik hain..Teacher: Nice, (so rich) KFC ka kya matlab hai?Baccha: "KALLU FRUIT CHAAT"...

Santa bnta k bech fight ho rhi thi,
Santa-saale mai tere kapde faad dunga.
Banta-yar serious ladai me romantic baat mat kiya kr...

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hai?

Apki baat nahi ho rahi janab

AB SOCHEN


OR SOCHEN

BATAYEN NA

NAHI-PATA?













"POPCORN"

1child 1Re. ka coin kha gaya. Kuch din bad poty mei uska coin bahar aa gya to child maa se bola-
AAJ BAHUT DIN BAD FASI HUI PAYMENT MILI HAI.

Q: LOFER Or OFFER me Kya farK Hai.? Ans:Agar Koi LaDka Kisi LaDki Ko Prpose Kare to LOFER. Aur Koi LaDki LaDke Ko Prpose Kare to OFFER.!

Santa:-Train me yaar raat bhar neend nhi aayi upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta:-To seat xchange kar leta.

Santa:-Kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi tha hi nhi!:

BADNAAM hone ka Saral tarika ?


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Kya Baat hai BADNAAM hone ka itna shoak he, k tarika dundh rahe ho.

Mitha intezaar te intezaar nalo yar mitha..mitha yar te yar nalo mithi sadi yari..isto mitha kujh nhi labhna bhave ghum lai dunia saari..gud evening

Life me chahe kitne dukh mile gam mile, apne aansu beh jane dena unhe rokna mat, qunki.... ruke hue pani me macchar ande dete hai aur malaria failate hai

SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA
1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI HOTA.
SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK USHA KA.

Sher ki shaadi thi, baraat me sab shero ke beech ek dogi naach raha tha! Us se pucha-"aap yahaa kaise??
to dogi bola-'shaadi se pehle ham bhi sher the'!

Rab k bad jo sabse aziz hota hai,
Wo PYAR kisi-2 ko nasib hota hai,
Dur kitna bi ho uska chehra nazro se,
Magar uske hone ka ehsas dil k karib hota hai.

Kash phir milne ki wo tarkeeb mil jaye,
7 jo bitaye wo pal mil jaye,
A-dost chal fir banaye sahil pe ret k makaan, Kya pata apna guzra hua kal mil jaye...

Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi

Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?

Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..

Kash Itna Asar Meri Duao Mai Aaye.
Jinhe Dhunti Hai Nazrei, Wo Nazar To Aaye.
Hum Aa Jayenge Palke Uthane Se Pehle.Band Aakhon Se Yad Kiya Phle Khabar To Aaye.

Tera msg aane se..milti hai mujhe RAHAT...

Tera msg aane se..milti hai mujhe RAHAT...











C.I.D ke baad dekhna na bhule
AAHAT!!!

Mukdar me likhi koi baat ho aap. Takdir ki ek sogat ho aap.karke dosti aapse mhsus ye hua.jese sadiyo se yohi mere paas ho aap.

Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya Hai?
2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Phch Gaye.

Ek achha dost agar 100 bar ruth jaye..
To har bar use manao..
Kyonki kimti motiyon ki mala jitni bar bhi tute use pirona padta hai.

Na koi kisi se door hota hai,,
na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai..
jindagi khud hi nazdeek la deti hai..
jab koi kisi ka naseeb hota hai..

Every natural rose is an autograph from the hands of god & every real friend is a blessing from the eyes of god.
U r truly a blessing.

Chand se dosti raat se subha tak, Suraj se dosti subha se raat tak, jmane se dosti sirf vishwas tak, pr hmari dosti phli mulaqat se akhri sans tak..

Har yug me aisa hota hai,
har student ishq me khota hai,
padhai reh jati hai sirf dikhave ki,
aur fir haal-e-dil marksheet par bayan hota hai..

Jaee bhar k roye to karar paya,is daur me kisne sacha pyar paya.Zindagi gujar rahi hai imtihano k daur se ek Zakhm bhara nahi k dusra taiyar paya