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On The First Wedding Night.
Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls”
Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na
Wo roz roz kehti hai k apni tasver Bluetooth par send krdo mujay
*FARAZ*
Us nadan ko itna b nahi pta k mery paas Nokia 3310 hai…!
Pakistani poem
Mera TV Hai Japani,
Or Patloon Englistani,
Ghar Me Bijlee Hai Na Paani,
Yaro Me Hon Pakistani,
Mere Leadar Mun K Kaale,
Inke Zehnoo Me Hen Taale,
Dakoo Choor Lutere Saale,
Dil Me Inke Beimani,
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur GRAVITY discover ki.
Koi us GADHEY se ye puche k ABEY SAALAY!
25 saal se POTTY karta tha to wo kya UPER JATI THI ?
Akbar: Anarkali tuje kya chahiye?
Taaj ya Takht?
Anarkli:
Jan-e-panah mje na Taaj chahiy aur na hi Takht
bus
kilo chini mil jaye to nwaazish ho ge..
Aana hai to khud he chale aao,
Apni to aadat hai bulaya nahi karte,
Kabhi humse khafa hone ka tasawwur b na karna,
Hum aise sitam gar hain manaya nahi karte,
Deedare najar se tera deedar karta hoon,
teri in aankhon pe jaan nishar karta hoon,
Ab tu hi bata kaise karoon afsanaye-dil bayaan apna ki tu meri ZINDAGI hai aur main tumse pyar karta hoon
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and
Reverent lifting of the heart to God
In honor and praise for His goodness.
Happy Thanksgiving!
As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that
the highest appreciation is not to utter words,
but to live by them.
Happy Thanksgiving!
He who thanks only with lips
Thanks in part;
True Thanksgiving
Always comes from the heart.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Our Creator shall continue to dwell above the sky,
And that is where those on earth will end their thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Grace isn’t a little prayer you chant
before receiving a meal.
Rather, it’s a way to live,
Being thankful to God for everything you have.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast,
The one occasion each year when,
Gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving is possible only for those
Who take time to remember;
No one can give thanks
If they have a short memory!
Happy Thanksgiving!
To Lord; we beg but one boon more:
Give peace in the hearts of all men living,
Provide peace to the whole world.
Happy Thanksgiving!
You are the most special person in my life.
You are my friend, philosopher, guide and lot more.
Thanks for being there always!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Heap high the board with plenteous cheer
And gather to the feast,
Toast the sturdy Pilgrim band
Whose courage never ceased.
Happy Thanksgiving!
We can only be said to be alive in those moments
When our hearts are conscious of the treasures life has given us!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year;
But, for an honest man, it comes as frequently as
The heart of gratitude allows.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
Santa road se gujar raha tha.
usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya.
haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaise
samosa pada ho.
friendship means:
u happy,i happy
u sad,i sad
u cry,i cry
u laugh,i laugh
u fell down in mud,
i dance
dhinchak...dhinchak...dhinchak
1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:
Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein
Mom:
Kidhar Hai Faqir..?
Bacha:
Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz...,
Jis larki ko bhejo ge wo foran set ho jayegi. ;^>
:-:
Arz kiya hai! . .
Tandur Ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,
Aur jis nmbr se bar bar mis cal aye, wo kbhi bachi nhi hoti!
Larki apni Dadi se:
Men school nai jaungi. Raste men larke cherte hen...
DADI:
Bahane mat bana, ma bi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon,Mujy to koi nai cherta!
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