Dil Is Kadar Tuta Ki Hum Sambhal Na Paye, Khud Ko Badal Dala Par Unhe Badal Na Paye, Wo Kahti Hum Na Badlenge Tumhare Sath Hain, Par Is Tarah Badal Gayi Dil Karta Hain Mar Jaye.
If you delete this sms. You love me, If you keep it, You want me, If you ignore it, You adore me, If you send it back, You can’t live without me Now what will u do? Tell me !!
The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips.. . . Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)
Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary? Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary? Husband: I’ll bring you back.
Lady: Is this my train..? Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company.. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Karachi..! Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy… ;->
You think of me & i think of you. When we both think of each other, Do you know what it means? It means we both.. Have no other work to do! Dono velay ;-)
1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki 2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai 1st: Bataya Tha 2nd: Phir 1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Each Night Before You Go To Bed.....
Complete The Following Statements:
"I am thankful for...."
"Today I accomplished ....."
Good Night & Sweet Dreams.
If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Punch me,I dont mind() If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT: r u handsome ? r u good looking ? r u trained ? r u hardworking ? looking for a job ? then................. apply now; we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo
Raju was treated like GOD, when he had SATYAM (Truth). When he Reversed it as MAYTAS, he got being treated like a DOG. Moral : Never Reverse Satyam (Truth).
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
Wishing you not just a smile but laughter, Not just happiness but joy, Not just riches but wealth, And most of all love and peace of mind. Happy Birthday
