Udit Maheshwari Wishes Collection - Page 12

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya
Nurse-Is Me 10 Tanke Lgenge
S-Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse-3000

S-Tanka Lagwana He
Karhai Nai Karwani

RAAZ Ko Plate Nai Mili
To Apni Jeb Me Khana Dalne Laga

FARAZ-Ye Kya

RAAZ-Dag To Chala Jyega
Ye Waqt Phir Nai Ayega

2000 Me Bache Padhte The

A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
C 4 Cat
D 4 Dog

2009 Me Padte Hai-

A 4 Aata
B 4 Bijli
C 4 Cheeni
D 4 Dhamake

U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai

Jab Teachers Chutti Karte Hain

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Dil Se..

Marez doc se
Mai 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida n hua
Doc-Ok Mai kal se
Tumhe 40Rs ki dawa duga
10Rs ka faida hoga..

Kasam se ek ek ko chun chun k marunga
Kisiko nei chorunga

Dar Gya kya

dar mat

Jaan se nahi

sirf miss call marunga

Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafao Ki Kahani Na Sunaya Kar

MERE D0ST

Ek t0 pehle hi itni tension he

Oper se tere Drame khatam nhi hote

RAAZ-Mere Paas 2-2 Mobile He
Camera He
Memory Card He
Vodafone Ka Sim He

Tere Pas Kya Hai?

Mai Bola

Mere Mobile Me Balance He

Samandar Me Gehraai Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Aapki Girlfriend Aapko Rakhe

Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah

Zindgi Ka 1st Kapda LANGOT,
Usme Jeb Nai

Aur Last Kapda KAFAN
Sala Usme b jeb Nahi

Toh Bhosdika..
Jeb bhrne k liye Zindgi bhar itni Khatpat Kyu?

Agar Mohabbat Unse Na Mile Jise Tum Pyar Karte Ho...

TO PHIR
Mohabbat Unko zarur Dena Jo Tumko Pyar Karte Hain.

I miss u more & more,
With every moment, every day.
I wish u could return to me,
I wish u hadn't gone away..
MiZz U dArLiNg !

A Person Who Laughs More

&

Makes Others Laugh

Wud Be Having

A Thunder Storm Sadness

Beneath His Heart.

I Will REMEMBER Him
NOT
As The One Who BROKE My Heart
BUT
As The One Who TAUGHT Me
HOW
To LIVE With Broken Heart
STILL..
LOVE YOU SWT HEART

"When it's hard for You to hide Your tears,
then never mind,
Start cutting an onion!"
Let the Heart cry
&
You Smile & blame the onion..

You can See Many Lips Which Smiles For u.
But its Difficult to get N Eyes
Which Cries Only 4 u..
Ever U Miss That Lips
But Never Miss That Eye

Be A Friend Of Thousand.
But Be A Love Of One.
Give Your Smile To Everyone
Give Your Heart To Only ONE..

Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear Heart..Bcoz everyone's Heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones..

In Life every situation has a Hope & an End. It depends on u how u deal with them. U can look at it as a Hopeless End or as an Endless Hope.

I must accept life unconditionally. Most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you dont set any condition.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

She said she usually cried at least once each day, not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful... and life was so short

Live not ones life as though one had a thousand years, but live each day as the last.

There is work that is work & there is play that is play; there is play that is work & work that is play. & in only one of these lies happiness.

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

He can inspire a group only if he himself is filled with confidence and hope of success

Great achievements are the results of great expectations. You will see it happen only when you believe it will happen

Life is a process with a framework of comprehension, communication and involvement

Let your Love be like a misty rains, coming softly but flooding rivers.

Success is not a game! It is cultivated but can't be harvested.