Udit Maheshwari Wishes Collection - Page 15

This Might Sound Stupid Infact Its True:

N0 Matter Hw C0stly Ur Undrwear Is,
U Can Nevr Wear It 0utside

KNOWLEDGE is-
>An Understanding dt Tomato is a Fruit & Nt a Vegetable!
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WISDOM is-
>Knowing Not to Add Tomato in Fruit Salad!

Sardi Ho Gyi H

>Ha

Naak B Band H?

>Ha

Sir B Fat Rha H

>Ha Bhai Ha

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To Ye SMS Padna Kya Zaruri H

Boy-Mai Shadi nahi karunga

Dad-Kyu?

Boy-Q ki Gaon wale Meri Mangetar ko taxi kehte hai

Dad-Are Beta Karle..
Chota sa to Gaon H
Kitni chali hogi

3 Places Where A HumaN CaNNot Die??

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THINK

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Take Ur Time

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No aNswer??

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1.HeaveN

2.Hell

3.STAR PLUS'S SERIALS

Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana

Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani Hai

Dada-Oy Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai..!

Abe Dheere bol,
Yaha tk awaz aa rhi h

A Beggar Askd Santa:
"I havn't Tastd Food All Week.."

Santa: "Dn't Worry, It Stil Tastes d Same.."

Santa To Guest: Thanda Piyoge ya Garam

Guest: Dono le aao

Santa: 1 Glass Freezer se Aur 1 Glass Geyser se Pani ka le Aao

Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu Le Lo Aalu"

BANTA: Ye to Angoor he

Santa: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi

Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-

Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass.

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

A Toilet is like a Commitee Meeting.
People come with Lot of Pressure,Sit,
Create a Lot of Noise & Ultimately
DROP d MATTER

Bhiga Sa lag rha Ye Aalam Tumhe

Bhigi si lgti h Subah Tume

Bhiga-Bhiga lag rha h Sara jaha

Abe Uth Sale..

CHADDI me SUSU Kiya h be Tune

Patthar Gire Raste Pe Hum Kya Kre?

Wah Wah

Ladke Gire Ladki Pe Hum Kya kre?

Khuda kre Tuje Aisi Bimari Lage

Tu Budape Me B Kuwari Lage

Darjan Ho jye Bachche Tere

Tu Fir B Humko Pyari Lge

Wo Kaun sa Department he jis me Ladies Work Nahi kar Sakti?

"FIRE BRIGADE"

Kyuki Waha AAG Lagani Nahi BHUJHANI hoti hai.

Evryday I Wait 4 Ur Msg
Bt U Forgts Evryday.
Bt Now,
I wil Jump Out of d Train..

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Wen it Stops!

Stop Smiling,
I m Serious!!

W1y w2y w3y
w4y w5y w6y

Kuch Samaja?

Nai

Cel Ulta Krke Dekh

Abe Ghochu!!

Jb Sidha Nai Samjha
to Ulta Kya Khak Samajega!!

S-Mere Uncle Ko Marne Se Phle Mrne Ki DATE Pata Thi
B-Kaise
S-Judge Ne Batai

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"TIME PASS" Yaar

Haso Hasao Life Banao

Santa Ka Dhaba !
Customer: Mere Soup Me Makhi Doob Kar Mari Padi Hai.
Santa: To Kya Karu, Dhaba Chalau Ya Inhe Tairna Sikhau

Aurate 3Type Ki Hoti H

1.Jiske Bina Aap Reh Nhi Skte
2.Jo Apke Bina Reh Nhi Skti
3.Jiske Sath Ap Rehte Ho

Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega

Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?

Santa-Suraj

Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega

Santa: RAAZ Par Jo Musibat aayi hai
Uske Bare me Tumne Suna kya?

Bnta-
Nahi to ki hoya?

Santa: Are Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai

When you listen, listen to something more. Not just to the sound, but to the silence, too

Right is right, even if everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it

One of the hardest things in this world is to admit you are wrong. And nothing is more helpful in resolving a situation than its frank admission.

A Winner goes through a Problem, A Loser goes around it but never goes beyond it.

Desire is the ingredient that changes the hot water of mediocrity to the steam of outstanding success

The RICHEST Man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.