Udit Maheshwari Wishes Collection - Page 11

Kid-Maa Mujhe Bhai Chahiye

Maa-Tumhare Papa Dubai Gae Hue Hai
Wo Aa Jaen Phir Sochenge

Kid-Kyu Na Hum Papa Ko Surprise De

Q-Insan Apni Bewqufi Par Kab Khush Hota Hai..?

Socho..

Socho..

Apni Shadi Ke Din Yaar

Chahta Hai Wo Humse Vaisi Chahat Ka Wada

Jaise..

SURF EXCAL BAR Ghule Kam Or Chale Zyada

Mujhe chand Taaro se Kya Lena dena
aapke Bina in Baharo Se Kya lena Dena
Bus aapka Pyar Basa rhe Is din me
Mujhe zamaane k Nazaro se kya lena dena

Do U knw wat hurtz d most?
Itz wen U had made sum1 feel Special yesterday, d same person 2day claiming U 2 b d most Unwanted person..
:'(

We Dont Succeed In Our 1st LuV
Coz We Lack Certain Qualites.
But
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Never LuV Again
Strange But True..!!

True love?
I used 2 believe it existed, but wen u've had ur heart torn out & thrown on d floor,u jus dont care anymore..Ask me y I keep on loving..??

Bnta- Tmhare Papa Kitne Saal K He

Santa- Jitne Saal Ka Mai Hu
B- Kaise
S- Jis Din Mai Paida Huwa Usi Din To Wo Papa Bane

Santa Jub B Wash Room Jata To Darwaza Khol Ke Jata

Banta-Aisa Kyu

Santa-Muje Shak He Ke Darwaze Ke Niche Wale
Surakh Se Mujhe Koi Dekhta He

Pappu-Papa Mujhe Baja Dila Do

RAAZ-Nahi tum Sab Ko Tang Karoge

PAPPU-Nahi Papa Kasam Se Jub So Jayenge Tab mai Bajaunga

Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Humse

Hum Seh Nai Payege

Ek Baar Keh Dena Zarurat Nai He SOHAIL Teri

Kasam Se Tujhe Pitne Ghar Tak Aayenge

Tumhare Msg K Intezar Me Hum Itna Rote He

Tumhare Msg K Intezar Me Hum Itna Rote He

Ki

Ab To Padosi B Apna Muh
Hmare Ansuo Se Dhote He

Barsaat Ki Ek Khubsoorat Raat Me

Shabnam se Bheeg K
Ek Dusre se Takrate Huye

Ek Phool N Dusre Phul S Kaha

Ab Takkar Mari To Sir Phar Duga

Uski Ankho Me Lagta Tha Ke Pyar Ka Nasha H

Baad Me Pata Chala Kambakht Charas Piti Thi.

Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di

Bnta-Kyu

Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki
"KAMINE..
Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya..

Jishm tu jaan me meri pehchan tu
tere liye sari kaynat se ladh jau
Abe bandar
jara Tu Samne aa tujhe noch k kha jau

Jub Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle To..

Chamach Istemaal Karo
Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nhi He

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe..

Meri Kabar Pe Mat Aana

Kyuki..

Maine Suna Hy Tum..

Agarbattiya Churate Ho..

Techr to RAAZ-Batao INDIA Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kaha Lehraya Gya..?

RAAZ-(Sochne Ke Baad)

Hawa Me

Teachar- "AGAR BATTI" Ka Muhaavra Banao

Santa-AGAR Batti Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai..

Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Ji ha janab

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo

RAAZ-Aj BV ne Bahut Mara

FARAZ-Kyu?

RAAZ-I was kissing Katrena

FARAZ- Wow Katrena Kaif?

RAAZ-Nhi Yar Meri Nokrani Katrena

Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...

Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...

Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya..

ChoohA MSG Parhnay Aaya..

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced

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2

3

Start

All Started Running Except Snta

Coach-Why Are You Still Waiting?

Santa-My No Is 4

Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza
Sunai Gai

Jalad-Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?

Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakad Le

Dunya buri hosakti he
AAP NAHI

Log bure ho sakte he
AAP NAHI

Dunya bewaffa ho sakti he
AAP NAHI

Pagaal thek ho sakte he
AAP NAHI

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Muje pata tha pura padhe bina tumhe Sukun Nai
Aeyga
Lo Maro

Apke khayal Se Mai apko sms kyu karta Hu?

I Miss u.?

I Like u.?

OR

I Need u.?

Chal Be

Sms Package Khatam Karna Hota Hai.
isliye

Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha

Baap-Kya Huwa

Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta

Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan
Kisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa Do

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti
Samajhdar Aadmi Kabi Shadi Hi Nahi Krte

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega
Q..k Rubber k gloves
tere andar hi Reh Gye he

Patient-Muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr Dunga

Pati-Jb mai Ache Kapde Pehn k bazar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete h
Jb gande kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV-Kal Se katora le k Jana