Udit Maheshwari Wishes Collection - Page 4

Na Jane Kis Baat Pe Tumne Muje Chhod Diya

Tumne to 50 Paise K Liye Bhikhari Ka Dur Tk Pichha Kiya Tha

1- Khubsurti

1- Taazgi

1- Dosti

1- Narazgi

1- Sapna

1- Rishta

1- Pyas

KUCH

DUR

KUCH PASS

KUCH LOG
BAHUT KHAS

Jaise

. " A A P ".

Milo K Faslo Me B Duri Na Ho
Baat Na Ho Aisi Majburi Na Ho
Humari Tamanna He Ki Dosti Rahe Umar Bhar
Ap Dua Karna Humari Ye Dua Adhuri Na Ho

MOHABBAT K SARE RANG
RANGO K SARE PHUL
PHULO KI SARI KHUSHBU
KHUSHBU K SARE LAMHE
LAMHO KI SARI CHAHAT
CHAHAT KI SARI KHUSHIYA

AAP K LIYE.

Jaise ANKHO Ko Mohabbat Khwabo Se
Thik WAISE Hi
Khwbo Ko MOHABBAT Raato Se
AUR
Dil Ko Mohabbat DILBAR Se
Muje Aisi MOHABBAT H Tumse

Ye Kaun MUSKURA Kr Idhar Se Guzar Gya
BeNoor Rasto Me UJALA Bikhar Gya
Socha Bahut Kisi s PYAR N ho
Magar
Anko Ki Rah Se Koi DILME Utar Gya

Apki TASVIRO Ko Hum Ulat Palat Kar Dekhte Rahe
Din Raat Apke KHYALO Me Ulze Rahe
Malum Tha AAP Humse Dur H
Firbi Apko Aas Pas KHOJTE Rahe

Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do
Amma-Mai student hu

TC-Konse school me?
Amma-Wo q batau

TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai

Boy-Agr mai kahu muje tumse Mohabat he
meri yhi chahat he to kya kahogi

Girl-Yhi baat agr tum Balance Bhej k kehty to acha hota

Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya
But Tumhara Mobile "SWITCH OFF" Tha
Banta-Abe Wo Meri "HELLO TUNES" Hai

NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
Boy 2 a girl-Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hai
Girl- Aap ki kitni biwiya he?
Boy- Ek bhi nahi.

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-

Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal
Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile

Se Le Rahe H
.Atah Aap Se
Anurodh Hai,
Ki Turant Is No.
Par101 Ka Bal.Dale

Kya baat hai tussi aaj to
BADE Attractive Beautiful
Cute Decent Intelligent outstanding Ravishing smart Talented person ka msg padh rahe ho.

Kabir Das ne kaha hai k
KAL kre so Aaj kar,
Santa ji ne pucha
Ab muje koi ye bataye Kal karnewale Sandas ko Aaj kaise kre,
kABir DaS ji clean bold.

Kya apko ladkiya pasand h
Kya Ladkiyo ki bate sunna chahte h

Hmesha ladkiyo se ghire rehna chahte h?

To.
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Gol gappe ka thela laga lo.

Apne dosto ko kaise samjhu
apne dosto ko kaise samjhu

-sonu

ki mohabbat msg bhejne se nhi,
balance bhejne se badti hai.

Bade Zalim hai tere Gali k bache
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Kutta peche laga ke kehte hai
Race sanson ki
Race dharkhan ki...

Nark me apne-apne papo k EXAM chal raha tha sab log apne-apne gunah ko papr me likh rahe the ki tabhi Apki awaz I

Supplimentry please.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO U
Tum ko kya laga
tum nahi bataoge
to mujhe pata nai
chalega ki aj
'ANIMALS DAY' hai.

9 va mhina pura hua hai.?
Mubark ho
apna dhyan rakhna?
Is month to apke ghar b khushiya ayegi
Kyoki Is month
DIWALI hai na. Isliye.

Apki personality pr 1 sher
arz kia hai
suraj hamesha chand k sath
rhega
Wah Wah
tu gadha tha gadha hai aur
gadha hi rahega
Wah Wah..

W1y w2y w3y
w4y w5y w6y

Nahi Samajh Aaya
Zara Cell Ulta Karke Dekho
Ha Ha Ha
Jab Sidha Samjh Nahi Aaya
to Ulta Kya Khak Samajh Me Aayega!!

Chor ki chori me shor nahi hota,
har patang me dor nahi hota,
har gali me mod nahi hota,
aur hamse dosti karnewala bore nahi hota.....

Santa=Tum Is Office Me kab Se Kaam kr rhe Ho.?

Banta=Jab Se Boss ne Mujhe Nikalne ki Dhamki Di He.

Santa ko exam me ans nahi aata tha to usne ans me
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aise kr diya or likha k skrach karo or ans pao.

Mere Ghar ke Samne Se Bhagi
ek GHODI
wah wah
mere ghar ke samne se bhagi
ek GHODI
Wah Wah

Fir Bhage Tum Aur
"RAB NE BANA DI JODI"

I Love u
I Love u.
I Love u.
I Love u.
I Love u ..

OH SHIT..
Oh shit..

RASNA Bolna To bhool hi Gayi...
I Love u RASNA:

TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz baad me Kyu aati hai?

SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai..

Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta hu

SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!

BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge?

SANTA: dhakka.!