Udit Maheshwari Wishes Collection - Page 5

Jisko dil diya woh Delhi chali gai,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gai,
Dil ne kaha khud-khusi kar le,
Plug me ungli dali
to bijli chali gyi

Jab teri yaad aati hai to tasveer dekh leta hu

Jab teri awaz sun ne ka DiL krta hai

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to

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to Kutte ko Patthar mar deta hu

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised.!! ;-)

Girl:Panditji Mere2 Affair hAi
Unme Kiske Sath Meri SHADI Hogi?
Wo Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?
Pandit:Pehle k Sath Shadi Hogi, & 2sra Khush nasib hoga

TCHR-
Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?
SANTA-Madam, Ye koi badi bat nhi he. Zyada Interesting Ye he ki wo Usme Ghusa kaise?

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L_(o)_I____(o)_I

MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN

Pagalo ko
Uthane ayi he

Tujhe Apni
Dosti ki kasam
BHAG Ja

Wife- Mere Irada Bade nek he
Ap Hazaro me Ek he

Hsbnd-
Dimag k to Hm V Don he
Pehle ye bata ki Ye baki 999 kon h?

Santa:
"Yaar 1Ladki muje hans ke dekh rhi h"
Frnd:"Abe Dhyan se dekh,Hans k dekh rhi h ya dekh k hans rhi h"

SANTA: Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha h
BANTA: PGDCA
S:Wo Ki honda ae
BANTA:
Papa G De Cash pe Aish

S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h
B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga

Sir se Panv Tk Kapde
Hatho me Daastane
Aur Dupatta Kandho pe
Sardiya(Winter) Ladkiya ko Tamizdaar bna deti h

SUCCESS FORMULA

Sleep 8 Hours..

Work 8 Hours..

&

Mak Sure dt dey r Nt d

"Same Hours"..!!

Apki Khoobsurti se hum b SHARMINDA hain
Khin Bhul se bhi
Kabristan mt chale jana
Wrna Log smjhnge Bhoot abhi jinda h

Santa: R U going 2Boss' funeral?
BANTA: Oh No, I m Working 2day.My motto is business b4 Pleasure

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
FARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
RAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

RAAZ ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya
Or Thori Dair Baad Dubara Phenk diya

Faraz-Aisa Q
RAAZ-Kahawat he
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He
To
Wo Hr Ques K Neche

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Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta H
Scratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo

Judge-Tumne Chori Ki Thi
Chor-Ji.Ha
Judge-Tumne Chori Kaise Ki
Chor-Rahne Do Sahab!
Ab Is Umar Me Aap Chori Ke Gun Sikh Kar Kya Karoge

RAAZ-Beta choori krna buri baat he
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota he

BETA-Lekin Maine Jo APPLE Chori Kr Ke Khaya
Wo To metha tha

RAAZ 15 saal se Ro Ro Ke aulad k liye dua mangta raha

Ek Din God Parkat Huye Or Bole-Abe RAAZ Pehle shadi to kar le

Ab Aap Is SMS K Zariye Apne Mobile Per STAR PLUS Bilkul Free Dekh Sakte He
Woh B24Hours
Neeche Dekhiye

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Hai Na Star Plus

Wash ur Mobile
Cut it Into Small Pices Fry it
Ad Spices N Some Oil
ur Mobile Pickle isReady
apke Cell Se call,Sms to Hote nhi achar Hi Dal Lo

Kitni der hui koi sawal nhi ata

Sawal hm puche to jawab nhi ata

Ye bathroom me kon baitha he

Itna Der to RAAZ ko b nhi ata

RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chaloge
Driver-Jee ha
RAAZ-kya loge ?
Driver-paise

RAAZ ne apni bhabi ko Qatal kar di
Police-Q..ki
RAAZ-FARAZ Usse Has-2 K Baat Kr Raha Tha
FARAZ se Pucha Wo Kaun He
To Bolta Tumhari Bhabi

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha
Usne raste me khare RAAZ se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
RAAZ-Nahi humara Ghar to Ground floor pe he

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

RAAZ-Mai Sab Dukan Gya Pr Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Ap ko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the

Gues

Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha

AB TERA KYA HOGA JANIYA

RAAZ Apne Dost Ki Qabar P Gya

Or Haal Chaal Pucha
Qabar Se Aawaz N Aayi

RAAZ Qabar P Likh K Chala Aaya K

AISA KROGE TO KON AAYEGA

Tchar-"BHAI CHAREY" ka jumla bnao

RAAZ-Jub dudh wale se pucha
ke tum doodh itna mehnga Q bechte ho
To wo bola BHAI CHARA mehnga ho Gya hai

Judge-Tumhe Kanun Ka "K" To Ata Nahi Hai
Vakil Kyu Bane?
Ab Kya Karoge?
Pappu-Judge Banunga