Udit Maheshwari Wishes Collection - Page 9

Yado Me Teri Tanha Baithe He

Tere Bina Labo Ki Hasi Gawa Baithe He

Teri Duniya Me Andhera Na Ho..

Isliye Khud Ka Dil Jala Baithe Hai

Teri Khushiyo P muskurane Ko G chahta h
Ho TujeDard to Ansu Bhane Ko G chahta h
Teri Muskan hi itni Pyari he k
Tuje bar-2 hasane ko G chahta he

Zara Si Baat Pe Rooth Jana Acha Nhi

Itna Bhi Kisi Ko Satana Acha Nhi

Bichar Gye To Bht Pachtao Ge Tum

Yuhi Gero Ki Bato Me Aana Acha Nhi

Ye mere pichle janam ke karam hai
Ya bhagwan mujh pe meherban hai
Aapko banaya usne Fursat me
Lekin humse milaya hakikat me..

MERE HOTHON KI MUSKAN PE GAUR NA KIJIYE
DIL KE DARD KO DEKHA KIJIYE
CHAHATA HAI YE DIL TUMHE HI KITNA
ZARA HUM PE BHI NAZRE KARAM KIJIYE

Wo jo puchta hai mujse bar bar
Ke kya Zindgi hai
Or Kya Maut hai?

Aj tuje bata du
Tujhe paa liya to Zindgi hai
Tujhe kho diya to maut hai

KAISE KAISE HADSE SAHTE RAHE

FIR BHI HUM JEETE RAHE HASTE RAHE

TERE AA JANE KI UMMID LIYE

aeJAANU HUM
RASTE MUD MUD KE TAKTE RAHE

Dil Aayina Hai Humara..

Jis Me Chehra Hai Sirf Tumhara..

Dusro Ko Soch Na Payenge..

Dekhne Se Pehle Hi Tut Jayege..

Tera Pyar Jitne Ka Intezar He

Tu Kare Mera Intezar Is Bat Ka Intezar He

Hum Ankho Se Dil Me Utar Jayege

Bus Teri Nazar Uthne Ka Intezar Hai..

Has Kar Dekha,
Ro Kar Bhi Dekh Liya,
Pyar karke Bhi Dekha,
Kho Ke Bhi Dekh Liya,
Zindagi Wohi Ji Sakta Hai.
Jisne Akela Jina Sikh Liya

Na Bewfai Kr Skte He
N Dhoka De Sakte He
Na Nafrat Kr Sakte He
Na Kisika Dil Dukha Sakte He
Mera Dil to Nazuk H
Hm To Bs Pyar Kar Sakte He.

Is "DIL" ME Dekho TasvIr Apki HE
In "AANKHO"ME Dekho TasvIr Apki HE
jee Rahe The Ab Tak Apni MArji SE
LEkin Yeh Maut "AMANAT"Apki HE

Zindgi me n rehti judayi
To yaad n karta har kisi ko koi

achha kiya khuda n banayi judayi

Kyuki judayi se hi samaj ati h rishto k geherai

Shikwae to hoge humse Sikayate B hogi humse
Pr APNO se kabi gilla nai krte

Ache nai bure hi sahi

Par hum jaise LOG mila nai krte..

Girls Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
Aur
255 Girls Behosh Hogai
Q k
Kisi Ne Afwah Faela Di K 'SONU'
Ki Mangni Ho rahi Hai...

Thandi Mai Ho Jaye Garam

Santa-kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta-Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa-BV ko akela chod dia
Banta-Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

English teacher: "one cute n young girl is walking on the road." change this into an exclamatory sentence: "Aila, ITEMM!!!"

Ek budiya Ek bache se:
Soja DIPLOMA Soja!
Padosan:
Aapne use DIPLOMA Q?
kaha?
Bu:
Meri Beti College se
DIPLOMA lene Bombay gyi
thi,
Ye leke aayi hai.

Hi I sent u many msgs but I've not received even a single msg frm u,
So I'll delete ur number,
Good bye.
Santa sent dis msg 2 customer care.

Pucha Muzse chand sitaro ne
Tuze BhuLa DiYa Kya Tere Jigri Yaro ne
Mene Muskurate Hue Kaha
Bhool to nhi skte
Bs Lge Honge Kamine kisi ko Patane me.

teri dosti me diwane ho gaye
tuje apna banate banate begane ho gaye
pukar le 1 bar pyare se mere dost
'MURGE' ki aawaj sune jamane ho gayi.

Interviewer:Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?
Santa:Brother & Sister
Inter:How?
Santa:Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama.

Apne 2009 k Paap mitane k liye 2009 Bar is MANTRA ka jaap Karna..
EAST or WEST "sonu" is THE BEST.
Ab Edit kr ke 1 aur PAAP MAT Krna.!

Hindi Bhi Ajeeb Bhasha Hai

Ghadi Kharab Ho Toh Kehte Hai
"Bandh Hai"

Par

Ladki Kharab Ho Toh Kehte Hai Ki:
"CHALLU HAI"

Santa-Aaj tere cell pe bade"I Luv U" k msg aa rahe hai.! Kya baat hai? Banta-(Fakr ke saath)"O kuch nahi ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na..

Fear is looking at the opposite direction of faith. It is concentrating on the impossible rather than the possible.

The irony of humans is they trust their inventions more than they trust themselves.

Don't be the man everyone wants; be the man everyone wants to be.

Life is precious, and we need to be grateful for each day we are given.

Weak men say, 'Sorry, I'm busy'.Strong men say, 'Sure, tell me in brief'.Shallow men say, 'I don't have time'.Wise men say, 'I will plan accordingly'