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()"""() WAIT..( 'o' )dontsleep
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let me pray
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DeaR GoD,plz, make my friend fall from bed tonight
.....Gud Night.....
British:Wich is ur favourite flower? Hindu:Lotus. British:I clean my ass wid it. Muslim:Rose. British:I clean my ass wid it. Santa:CACTUS!!! Ab bol! :-)
This message is from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is
friend forever.
Whn tears comeout of ur eyes, reason
"u r sad"
When you smile, reason
"u r happy"
But when u receive a msg without any reason, it means
U ARE SPECIAL.
Gold gets brown Silver gets dark Platinum gets white, Copper loses shine. All metals leaves U but I m the only 1 who remains with U..Bcoz HEERA hai sada k liye.
Identification of Students1.Books in bags-BANGALORE 2.Books in hands-DELHI 3.Rolled books in jeans-MUMBAI 4.No books but mobile in hand-KOLKATA We ROCK:-)
Wife:sunoG Kaam krte waqt mere ko baho me mat lia karo
Tabi Kamwali boli:
Madam achhi Tarah se samjha do,mai to bol-bol ke thak gai..
Mobiles r irritating, Daily charging, Monthly recharging, Annoying beeps, Always disturbing.Bt still.I love my mobile bcoz it connects u & me.
Frenship does not break by going far,neither does it grow by staying close,its preety complex 2 understand,yet so simple when we keep in touch...
Man: black colour ka bulb dena?
Dukandar:
kaha lagana hai?
Man: kuch nai woh dopahar ko bulb jalakar andhera kar ke sona hai
Santa: When do you know your kids have grown up?
Banta: When your daughter begins to put on lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.-
Jab aap hamari zindagi mein aye, Tab se hamne lamhe sukun ke paye, Ab to har pal aapka hi khumar rehta hai, Bas aap hi aap dil mein samaye hain!
Sharma:Yar murgi k bacche anda torkar bahar kaise aa jate hai. Verma:Mujhe to ye samajh mein nahi aata sale band ande mein ghus kaise jate hai.
Chal mere dost kahin durr, jahan shyam ka suraj dhal raha hai
Aaj socha karwa lu tera checkup, paagal khaane mein discount chal raha hai
Ha ha;-)
Jab Aapka Naam Zuban Pe Aata Hai,Pata Nahi DIL Q Muskurata Hai,Tasalli Ho Jati Hai Dil Ko,Koi To Hai Apna Jo HarPal Haste Huwe Yaad Aata Hai
Billu: WHAT IS LOVE?Tillu: JAB GIRLFRIEND PAADE AUR USKI BADBOO BHI TUJHE GULAB KI KHUSHBOO KI TARAH LAGE.Tab Samajhna Tujhe Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya..
A TRUE QUESTION:
Where should i go when the only person who has d ability 2 wipe my tears is exactly d one who is making me cry..
One Special Surprise 4 u !Close ur Eyes!
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kis baat ka srprize? Tumne kab aankh band ki. Hum se hosiyaari.
Arz kia hai-
Janeman tm yad ati bahut ho,
Wah,wah
Janeman tm yad ati bahut ho,
Socha tmhe le jaun dinner pe,
Par problem ye hai k tm khati bahut ho.
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge mat sochana apko bhool jange bas ek bar asman ke taraf dekhna mere sms sitaro par likhe najar ayenge
Gam judai sab sath kar gaya,acche accho ko maph kar gaya,maine socha dil pe rakh raha hai hath,kambakht jeb saf kr gaya.
Mohabbat ki saza bemisaal di usne,udas rehne ki adat daal di usne,maine jab bi apna banana chaha usko,bato bato me taal di usne.
Love cafe:
Har khusi me kuch na kuch kami rahegi,ankhein thodi shabnami rahegi,zindgi ko ap kitna bi sawariye bin hamare koi na koi kami rahegi
Naraaz Hona Apse Galti Kehlaegi.Aap Hue Naraz To Ye Saase Tham jaygi Ap Haste Rahe Uhi Zindagi Bhar Aapki Hasi se Hamari Zindagi Savar jaygi.
Kabi zindagi k panno ko ulat k dekhiyega apko ek shaksh yaad ayega,bhul jaoge zamane k diye sare gum,jab hamare sath guzara waqt yad ayega
Kaju,badam,pista,akhrot,all dry fruits r tasty but dey r nothing in comparison 2 u bcoz.....
Abey khajur teri baat hi kuch aur hai
Luv a gal bt dnt tuch her bdy,if u tuch da bdy u'l bcum a papa..snd dis msg 2 al ur frens 2 cntrl India populatn.
'JAI HIND'
Teacher-batao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hai wo kahan jate hai..?
Student- sharmaate huye bola sir.. CENTRAL PARK, VICTORIA, NALBAAN, MILLENIUM PARK..