Akash Wishes Collection - Page 3

Open with Luv!,Hum aap se khuch kahna chahte hai,Wahi baat jo dil ko chu jae,Wahi pyar K 3 golden words jo apke gharwale hamesha kehte hai,SUDHAR JA NALAYAK..

SECRET OF WINTER LIFE: Morning:-Two EGGS with MILK..! Evening:-Two PEG with CHIPS..! & Night:-Two LEGS with LIPS..! Enjoy WINTER wth my TIPS..Happy winter.

U can easily judge othrs happiness by their FACE.
But its more TOUGH to find d DEPTH of SADNESS carved in d same person's HEART. :-)

If I catch u I tak u at bed,
mak u hot,
sweat,
mak u tired bt u neva wnt me afta



who am I?




I am FEVER.



Very naughty mind.;-)
Gud ni8...

()'"() .-""-. /),,/){='.'=) ( '.' ) ( ';' ){")(") (,,)(,,) (,,)(,,) A very Sweet Mini,Pini &Tini Wishing u a mithi mithi nini. GOOD NITE..swt drm.

Our frndship is like a KITE u r the colourpaper of kite. People see & appreciate u i m the thread, invisible to people bt always with YOU!!!:-)

What is the biggest pressure on a pak Captain when they need 1 run to win in 5 overs &10 wkts in hand..?

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Ya Allah..Jeetne ke baad Angrezi bolni padegi.!

Chemistry Teacher:- What hapens when potasium iodide reacts vd di-sulfer in presence of moonlight?
Student:- KISS
Teacher:- How?
Student:-
KI+2S=KISS...;-)

Kuch to "DUNIYADARI" rakho.
Kuch to "DOSTI YAARI" rakho.
Call to tusi karte nahi, SMS hi Jaari rakho.Varna "MOBILE" almari vich rakho...:-);-)

Tension me Rehne se pimple badte hai,
Rone se wrinkle badte hai,
isliyemuskurate raho,iss se gaalon mein dimple padte hain...

happy smile..

Kuch bikhre sapno se ankhon mein nami hain.Ek chota sa asman aur umido ki jami hain.Yun toh bahut kuch hain zindagi mein.Sirf jo dur hain uski kami hai..!

Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24. One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.

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Stdent kya jane papr ka kya hoga, Marks milenge ya zero me tie hoga, Koi n jane apna result kya hoga,To Chabi ghuma gadi uda gadi uda k bol-"BHAIYA ALL IS FAIL"

Osama to
Amitabh:How are you??Amitabh:Bas kabhi khushi kabhi Gum.Aur aap?? Osama:Bas kabhi Gola kabhi Bum.

May on this auspicious occasion of SARASWATI PUJA, goddess blesses u with enormous intellectual power n may this blessing work out a new way to success in lyf.

Aaj Tom & Jerry ki barsi hai. Un ki yaad me please yeh SMS kam se kam kisi 1 "cartoon" ko zaroor forward karein.. Maine apna farz pura kar diya. . . . .

Dear god sabko exam me pass karna.fwd this msg to 10 people u will definitely pass and will get more than 70% marks yakin na ho to ignor krke dekh lena.

Ek Bihari
So Bimari,
Do Bihari
Maramari,
Teen Bihari
Train Hamri,
Panch Bihari Sarkar Hamari.
Par Ek Marwadi, puri duniya Ko Bhari,
JAI MARWADI..

Meri ANKH RakhLo Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo.
Jisme Tum Har Pal SATH Ho Wo DinRat Dedo.
Chodo SARI Bate 1Bat ManJao
Meri Sari UMAR Lelo Bas Apna Sath Dedo.

2 prove; 1=2
Let x=y
=>x=y
=>2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2=1
Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala.
Bata dena ALBERT EINSTEIN ko uska BAAP aa gaya..

Jaane kyu hume aansu bahana nahi aata,
Jaane kyu haale dil batana nhi aata,
kyu sathi bichad jaate hai humse,
shayad hume hi saath nibhana nhi aata

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ja meri misaile ja,jo mujhe SMS na kare uske dimag mai ghuskar fat ja

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wapas kyo aaya?

Hi.Hi.Hi.....
Unke pas to Dimag hi nahi hai.

R:is for red.RED:is for blood BLOOD:is for heart HEART:is for love LOVE:is for you YOU:is for me ME:is for you.I MISS YOU.

HAVE AN ICY-ICY CHRISTMAS,
with BUTTERING MSGs,
CHOCLATY CALLS, CREAMY THOUGHTS, FRUITY FUNS, WITH PLUMPY PLAYS & JUMPY JOYS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Population control system

in Pak......
HUM
DO
HAMAARE
DO

Uske baad jitne ho

sare INDIA bhej Do...

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sirf nmbr delete karo hum dono nazr aynge!:-)

Kyu Msg Msg Karte Ho, Tum Msg Pe Kyu Marte Ho, Kya Hota Hai Msg Ka, Msg Ki Lagadu Dheri, Mai Barish Kardu Msg Ki, Jo Tum Karado Msg Free...

Coffee-u care4me,tea-u hate me,cappucino-good frnds,milk-i m ur special person,beer-v r bst frnd,fruit juice u lyk me,wine-u trust me,vodka-u love me

Its nt ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which LOVES u ND THINKS U TO B SPECIAL AND WORLD 2 DEM..