Akash Wishes Collection - Page 4

If a big fat old man comes to you at night
and tries to put you in a bag,
please cooperate him, He is SANTA.
I have asked him you as my CRISTMAS gift!
Mary-Cristmas.

Teri dosti ko bhool nahin payenge, tum pukaroge to daude chale ayenge, tumhari yaad mein royenge umar bhar, lekin tujhe bhool nahin payenge !

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?


Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.



Banta: Isn't it too high?



Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

Hum Hawa Nhi jo kho jayenge,Hum Waqt Nhi jo Gujar jayenge,Hum Mosam Nhi jo Badal jayenge,Hum to Apki Ankho ke Ansu hain jo Khushi or Gum Dono me Sath Nibayenge.

ISHQ Me Tadapna Bhi Zindgi He
Or Gamo Ko Sahna Bi Zindgi He
U to Rehti He Har Waqt Hotho Pe Muskrahat
Par Sayad Chupke Se Rona Bhi Zindgi He.

My Christmas wish for you,
my friend Is not a simple one,
For I wish you hope and joy,
and peace Days filled with warmth and sun
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CHRISTMAS is a wonderful DAY"2Pray" "2Love" "2Care" "2Smile" "2Relax"
& "2Thank GOD"
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE N MERRY XMAS!!gm.

Hi
Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zoologicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equally
Finally
Exactly
I want
to
wish
You
Good Morning!!!

NEECHE aapka new year gift Hai..


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Dil krta h k! zor se kan k niche du..
Aaj new year h kya?
Chale..aye gift lene.....:-D;-):-):-D:-D:-D:-D;-)

CAUTION: This PJ can even faint u.
Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge.
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bcoz


sin 90 = cot 45...!!
Gud mrning

Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

My eyes r full of uncontrollable tears
Bcoz you are far away from me.
I wish you were near me today
To cut these onions instead of me.

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai,
kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aa jaata hai.

Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai,
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai,
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.

Aey khuda

sari khushian
Sari daulat
Sari izzat
Sari rematain
Sari barkatain
Sari mohabbaten
Sari chahatain

De de us ko
jis k dil main hai.........
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Dard-e-Disco:->;)

Full Form Of Mummy
M(Ma)
U(U Live)
M(Many)
M(More)
Y(Years)
Forward this msg to ur 7 friends to make ur mother live long life. I know u'll surely do as i did..

I Love Three Things-
1.PIZZA
2.PEPSI
3......U
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PIZZA to Eat..
PEPSI to Drink..
And U.....





Hellooo....Table kaun Saaf karega.

Girl : Main tere pyar me mar gayi, lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi..



Ashiq: Main konsa tere pyar me Ambani ban gaya. .

.$$, ,$$.
$ frnds $$ .Love .$ " $,,$"
Pass this HEART to All ur FRNDS &2ME if u want.If3Cum Back
U'll Get A Big
Surprse 2moro.trust me, I'm waitng..

Kash hum apke mobile ka number hote,
apko hamesha yaad to rehte,
agar aap badal bhi dete,
hum se bichad ne ki khabar sabko dete.
'I Miss You'

is NOV,DEC,aur JAN ME RELEASE hone wali FILMS

1.Tension ajkal
2.Back up sid
3. Wanted 40
4.TermWork dreams
5.Ajab syllabus ka ghajab paper

I like people like u who like
others like me & make the others like me
to like others like u.
Think again & again.
There’s a wonderful meaning in it

Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai,
Nakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hakumat kar rahi hai Mansooba bandi,
Phir bhi kakay pe kaka ho raha hai….

I Asked :
My Heart Is So Small,
How Can YOU Such
Great Sorrows In It … ??
GOD Replied:
Your Eyes Are Even
Smaller, Yet They
Behold The World ..

This cat is dog the rat best cow way pig to fox keep lion a wolf fool horse busy deer for ape a tiger minute...Ha ha he Now read again without the animals...

Kya hua?
Sms factory me hadtal hai?

Ya INBOX kangal hai,

ya fir balance me Tala hai?

Agar nahi to Q bura haal hai, Sms karo tumhari IZZAT ka sawal ha

Judge: Tumne chori karte waqt biwi bachhon ke bare mein kyon nahin socha? Chor: Socha tha my lord, par dukaan mein sirf men's wear hi the.

Master:tumne homework nahi kiya,batao kya saza du?
Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do.

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra frnd: dekhne me kaisi hai?
1dost: achi hai.
2sr: to fir mera number de de..

Wo mza
Na red label me
Na Taj me
Na Puri Duniya k Raj me
Na sur me
Na saz me
Na hai wo mza Kuber k khzane me

Jo Maja H Subah Uthkar Fir se so jane me.gud mrng.