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Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua.
Santa: Ye le 15 rupe.
Autowala: Ye to beymani hai
Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.
Teacher: Y ru late?
Student: Mom & Dad wer fighting
Teacher: Dey wer fighting so ur late?
Student: One Shoe was wid Dad & d othr was wid Mom
Wat r d 3 questions most commonly asked by lawyers?
1. Hw much money do u have?
2. Whr can u get more?
3. Do u hav nything u can sell?
Police: Do you know what is the correct way of getting bail.
Judge: Yes, a note of Rs 100 under the table.
Old Version:
Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus..
but the
Newer Version:
Men are from earth.
Women are from earth.
Deal with it.
The Singer
Boy friend: You really sing very well.
Girl Friend: Oh no I am just a bathroom singer!
Boy friend: Well, then why you and I don't practice singing together!
The stock market is weird thing.
Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they are smart.
Wife: Y r you studying blood related books?
Santa Singh: darling, doctor told me that tomorrow there is a blood test for me.
Ladki ka Baap: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 3 mahine se.
Baap: Me kaise yakin karu?
Ladkha: 6mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega!
Chain tumse hai, karaar tumse hai,
zindagi ki har Bahaar tumse hai.
Milte hai yu toh laakho haseen,
par kya karen dil ka khumaar tumse hai.
AUR KOI DOSTI KE KABIL NA RAHA,
IS KINARE KA KOI SAHIL NA RAHA,
CHAND JAISA DOST MILA HAME ZAMIN PAR ASMA KA CHAND BHI AB DIDAR KE KABIL NA RAHA.
Chalo Tareef Ke Bahane Hi Sahi,
Chand Log Dar Pe Aaye To Sahi,
Hum To Qatl Hone Ko Taiyaar Baithe Hain,
Koi Nigaahon Ke Teer Chalaye To Sahi
Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.
Why do Guys drink after break up?
Bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.