Most Popular Send Me Wishes and Status Messages

I do not have flowers or a diamond necklace but I send you love and kisses for it is mothers day that is coming up.

I never told u that I luv u and I care about and if I dont hav u I will cry like any person will do; I will probably die for u if I have the chance.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!

*NOTICE*
Kahan ho?
Itne dino se SMS ki class se absent ho?
Agar aaj MSGS SCHOOL me nhi aae tu aapka naam SMS class se kaat dia jaiga
From: PRINCIPAL sms SCHOOL

today is mms day. mms means make monkeys smile i did my job. now send it to all ur monkey friends.

Don’t search for a very good or unique msg to send me..
I’ll be happy with an empty msg of urs..
Bcoz more than the msg, seeing ur name makes me smile..!

One day my brain asked me ‘Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little ‘HEART’said to brain
‘U’NEED msgs but i need ‘FRIENDS’

Bus Conductor & Driver Mai Kiya Difference Hai?
Ans: Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega
Or
Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega

When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement.