Asish Sharaff's Quote Collection

Tcher:"George chopped down his fathers tree & admitted doing it. Do u know why his father didn't punish him"
Johnny:"Bcoz George still had th axe in his hand."

Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes

Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason...

I Can't Msg U Till 2 Weeks.

I'm Goin To USA

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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne

White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.

Vasool Karna Hai

A Wedding

Is Just Like A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your Own Flower ...

|~ tODAYz thOUgHT ~|
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Always dn't depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.

How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??











Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)

A man traveling at 130 mph on th highway ws stopped by highway police.
Man:"Sorry,officer was I driving too fast?"
Officer:"No,sir.U were flying too slow."

Can I've Another Glass Of Water, Plz? Ask Jhony

But Tht's 10th One I've Given U 2nite. Daddy Says

Jhony: Yes But d Baby's Bedroom Is Stil On Fire. =P ;)

Definition of
"A great loser":


A person who dials a number
(written with lipstick on a phone booth)
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His wife picks up the phone... ;-)

Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi ki bat ker skty thy

Lrka:Bs aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya

Larki K Nakhry

1 Call
Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun
2 Call
Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai
3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H
4 Call
1 Br Hi MiloGi
5 Call
Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho :p

1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti Tou Phr Mujhe kisi Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.