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Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity.

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.

I`m astounded by people who want to know the universe when it`s hard enough to find your way around China town.

Santa, seeing his wife`s nude picture hanging at an art Gallery; `Did u really pose for that?` Jeeto: `R u mad? Of course not. He painted it from his sharp memory!`

Preeto: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Jeeto: A rumor

Santa: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
Banta: Premature death.

Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy!
Santa: Make up your mind.

Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank

Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!
Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

English Teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid:" Yeah , once my sister said she has missed one ,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away."

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say that she's no good

Sms ka hafta kam mil raela hai. Apun janta he tere pas khazana padela hai. jyada nahi to 5-10 sms ka hafta bhej. Shanpatti nahi kya?Bole to Rap chik hone chaye.......

Agar aapke ghar k pas 1 ladki ho, vo khubsurat ho, aapko pasand karti ho, aapko esare karke bulati ho, to mat jana, kyonki? uaske liye to MAIN HOO NA.

Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch halkasa kuch narmsa kuch namkin sa kuch mitha sa kaho Premika:dhokla.

Jab bagon me bahar ayegi, tab mere SMS ki bauchar ayegi, tanhaiyan to tumhari door ho jayegi, par kya mera bill bharne mari "SAAS" ayegi.

Badal gaya hai zamana. Nahi nah ye to kya sharmana, ab to hai aapke paas readymade bahana 'DO bucket paani ab Rozana hai bachana......

Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".

Badli hai duniya, kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon.
Pahle trainee tha ab S/W Engr ban gaya hoon.

O shayeri sunne walo jara
Gor se suno
Aage ka nahi aata
Kisi aur se suno.