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What’s the similarity between sun and wife?
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Yehi k dono ki taraf ANKH utha k nahi dekh sakte
Marriage Jokes
Sangeeta
Wed, Jan 19, 2011
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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
Funny
Sangeeta
Wed, Jan 19, 2011
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Short Poem for A Wife:
She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live,
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.
Wife
Sangeeta
Tue, Jan 11, 2011
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New style of proposing a girl
"Can I borrow a coin?"
"I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"
Flirt
Sangeeta
Fri, Jan 07, 2011
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Tujh ko aapni jaan ka salam likhenge,
dil ki kitab mein arman likhenge,
kash hum ko mil jaye asman ki hukumat,
sitaro ke jagah par tera naam likhenge
Love Shayari
Sangeeta
Fri, Jan 07, 2011
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A man was dead n his soul was taken 2 heaven,
God was shocked 2 c his heart beats.
Man replied "only I am dead bt my lover still live in my heart"
Love
Sangeeta
Fri, Jan 07, 2011
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Teri mohabbat se mujhe inkar nahi
kaun kehta he jaan mujhe tujse pyar nahi
tujse wada he sath nivane ka
par mujhe apni sanso pe aitbar nahi
Love Shayari
Sangeeta
Fri, Jan 07, 2011
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Most romantic words by a lover
"shud I love god more dan u as he showed u 2 me?
of shud I love u more dan god as u showed me wat god is..?"
Love
Sangeeta
Fri, Jan 07, 2011
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boy n gal walking in d park
boy-can i hold ur hand
gal-y? do u think i wud run away?
boy-no jst wanna c how it feels walking in heaven wid an ANGEL
Flirt
Sangeeta
Fri, Jan 07, 2011
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I can nvr let my heart break,
if it beats 4u,
i can nvr let my smile fade, if it smiles 4u.
I can nvr let my love end, if its 4u..
Love
Sangeeta
Fri, Jan 07, 2011
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Whats Karan Johar up to?K3G: Love ur parents.KHNH: Love ur neighbors.KANK: Luv others wife.& nowDostana: Love the Same Gender!
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Sangeeta
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
Funny Questions
Sangeeta
Thu, Aug 27, 2015
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A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--
Jokes
Sangeeta
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.
Sweet
Sangeeta
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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Technology Impact: Dad emails: Dear son, How r u, ur mom and i are fine & v miss u lot,Plz turnoff ur PC & cum downstairs for dinner..
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Sangeeta
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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ll married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her
Marriage Jokes
Sangeeta
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling
Marriage Jokes
Sangeeta
Fri, May 13, 2016
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ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways
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Sangeeta
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."
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Sangeeta
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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Gajini Dekhne K Baad Ye Ehsas Hua Ki Hum B Aamir Khan Se Kuch kum Nhi Hai Hum BiBi Ki Sunte H Samjte H Fir 15 Min Baad Sab Bhul Jate Hai.
Funny Hindi
Sangeeta
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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