girish singh's Quote Collection

Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone
pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

DRINKERS movies banate toh-
1)Soda Akbar
2)Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
3)Rum de basanti
4)Hum tight ho chuke sanam
5)Beer Zaara
6)Bewde Zameen par.

Teacher aur Umpire ek jaise
hote hain..
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Dono karte kuch nahi, bas
khade khade Ungli karte rehte
hain.!!

An MBA student went 2 his home wid his gf after completing his MBA......
His dad asked , who is she??

Son replied

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My campus selection...!

A bf, who is good in English, is teaching
his gf about tense.
Bf:- YOU LOVE ME. Which tense is it?
Gf:- PAST TENSE.

Boy-Hey I Have Just Installed Windows
8 In My Pc :D
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Girlz: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, Im Using Windows 98..!!

Wikipedia:i knw evrythng.
Google:i hav evrythng.
Facebook:i knw evrybdy..
Internet:without me u r nthng..
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Electricty:
Awaaaaaz NICHEee.:-P:-D

Agar koi anjan ladki apko dekhke muskurai to kya wo apse pyar karte hai?

Are nahi bafukuf - apne pant ka zip check kar.....

Ek ladka ro raha tha
Dad: kyun ro raha hai
Ladka: mujhe shadhi karni h
Dad: kisse
Ladka : Apki maa se
Dad: kyun
Funny kid : Apne meri maa se kyun ki thi

Once A couple went 2 a
resturant..
BF: kya logi tum.?
GF: tum jo kaho..
BF: Achcha..waiter Menu lana..
GF: (in shy) Me bhi menu
khaungi.

Boss:mere liye ek shisha le ke aao,
Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku...!
Santa:nahi mila sir,
Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha...

1pagal Aaina Dekh k sochne lga,
isko kahin dekha h.
thodi der sochne k baad
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"O Teri " ye to wohi hai
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jo Mere sath us din Baal ktwa raha tha!

Wife:Soch rahi hun ap k
sath Dubai,UK ghoom
aaon kitney paise... lagen
ge?
Husband:kuch bhi nahi.
Wife:Wo kaise?
Husband:Sochne k paise
nahi lagtey

HoSpital me sare Pagal Ro Rahe te
1 Pagal Chupchup Soya tha.Doctor N Pucha-Tum Q Shanti se Soye ho?
Pagal-Bewakuf,mai mar chuka hu Isliye to sab Ro rhe hai..

GITA UPDESH- mobile nirjiv hai SIM iski aatma hai, SMS wo Gyan hai jo batane se badta hai, ISLIYE hey prani Balance ki moh maya Tyagkar Nirantar SMS karo.......kanjoosi choodo !

Boy 2 othr boy-Dude, y u proposed dat girl, she already has a bf.
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Awsm reply by d boy
Bhai JAB TAK LADKI KAWARI
NA TUMHARI NA HAMARI

All Samsung officials
withdrawing their children
from English medium schools
b'coz the first thing they were
taught was 'A' for Apple. :P

Every successful has a painful story...
Every painful stories has a successful ending...
So, accept the pain and get ready to success.

Husband: You will never succeed in making the dog obey you.!

Wife :Nonsense,its only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with you too at first..!

Ye Zindagi Tere Saath Ho
Ye Arzoo Din Raat Ho...
Main Tere Sang Sang Chalon
Tu Har Safar Mein Mere Sath Ho...
Main Kanton Par Bhi Chal Paron
Tere Pyar Ki Jab Barsat Ho...
Kabhi Sham Dhalay Jab Hum Milain
Na Din Dhalay Na Raat Ho....
Ye Zindagi Tere Sath Ho… !