Birthday Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don''t mind, it doesn''t matter.

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you''ll grow out of it.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.

We are all born naked and screaming and if you''re lucky that sort of thing won''t stop there.

Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting; The soul that rises with us, our life''s star, Hath had elsewhere its setting, And cometh from afar; Not in entire forgetfulness, And not in utter nakedness, But trailing clouds of glory do we come from God, who is our home.

Just remember, once you''re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

You''re not forty; you''re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.

For him in vain the envious seasons roll, who bears eternal summer in his soul.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven''t arrived yet.

How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth,
Stolen on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!

He not busy being born is busy dying.

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night. -

And in the end, it''s not the years in your life that count. It''s the life in your years.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday."

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Each ten years of a man''s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom StoppardOne compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.

Old age isn''t so bad when you consider the alternatives.

Everyone is the age of their heart.

May you live to be a hundred and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There''s never any convenient time for any of them. - Margaret Mitchell Gone with the wind
Nobility is not a birthright. It is defined by one''s actions.

Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?

You were born an original. Don''t die a copy.

It''s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

Money is appropriate, and one size fits all. - William Randolph Hearst on suggestions for gifts