Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 23

People Suck ... =X

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Especially Through
STRAWS ..

When I Shut My Mouth
And Turn To Walk Away,
It Doesn't Mean You've Won.
It Means
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Your Stupid Face Isn't Worth
My Time. . . =

Demotion of Salman Khan

2009 ---> Wanted : IPS

2010 ---> Dabbang : Inspector

2011 ---> Body Guard

Upcoming Films

2012 ---> Security Guard

2013 ---> Watchman

2014 ---> Postman .

Daily Need 0f 0ur Generation

Food: 5 %

Water: 2 %

Sleep: 3 %

Facebook: 90 % ... =

The only thing I learnt
After being an Admin(as a boy) is that
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How to control yourself
From sending friend request
To beautiful girls

- New Advertisement -

WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
Able To Cook,
Love And Have Job,
Must Have
HOUSE & CAR.
Plz Send Picture 0f
HOUSE & CAR ...

Rajnikant Bought
Two Elephants,
Two Camels
And
Two Horses From Zoo ..

Why ?

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To Play Chess ...

Hey Guys ... !

Never Underestimate A
Woman's Ability To Make
EVERYTHING Your Fault . . . =P =D
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Mind It ... !!!

The Admirable Difference
Between Smokers N
Non-Smokers Is:
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Smokers Don't Mind
That Non-Smokers Don't
Smoke ..

How To Impress A Girl?

Respect Her
Embrace Her
Treat Her
Give Gifts
Listen To Her
Care 4 Her
Make Her Feel Like Goddess,

How To Impress A Boy?

Jst,
SMILE ;)

FACEBOOK Needs Now
Another Relationship Type:
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Domestic Incarceration

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form of class? Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping

I Hate It

When My Phone Decides

To Randomly Jump 0ut 0f
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My Hand

And

Attack The Floor ...

The best advertisement line against
Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries -
"Few moments on your Lips, Forever on your Hips."
Be healthy.!

Today Is A National Animals Day ?





So Please Take A Minute To Remember Your Ex

Understanding a gal is like downloading a 1GB file
with 2 Kbps speed

& wen u hav downloaded 0.9GB

& u got an error:-)
:)
Be happy:-)

New Research Survey
Shows That

88% Of The World Are
Modern And Civilized. . .

Remaining 12% Still

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Use ORKUT ..

Global recession & financial crisis have become so bad & serious nowadays that,majority of the men have started loving their own wives..!!

I Hate
When People See Me
At The Mart And Say,

"Hey What Are You Doing
...Here ... ? "

I Am Like

"Oh You Know,
Hunting Elephants...

No asignmnts No seminars
No borin clases Jst a silent
envirnmnt 2 hav sme sleep,
xtra time 2 chat wid frnds n
roam around..
Dis luvly days r calld "Study Leave"

It's Not Fair To Blame
PIZZA HUT
For My Weight Gain. . .

It Was More 0f
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D0MIN0
KFC
McDONALDS
n
NANDO'S Effect ...

First bench boys or girls are intelligent. Until last bench boys
don't participate in da
competition.

Many times 2 have
disturbed U,
troubled U,
fooled U,
irritated U,
Today i jst want 2 say
3 words...
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kya kar loge.

If You Love Someone,
Fight For It. . .

But

...If That Someone Loves
Somebody Else...
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Be A Soldier...
Kill Them Both Bastards

Just Saw A Facebook
Status:

"Who Honestly Cares About
Steve Jobs Resigning,
I Mean What Has He Ever
Done For Me ... ? "
5 minutes ago via iPhone

-=- ClAsSiC -=-

Boy To Girl :
?You Look Like A Barbie !?

...Girl :
?Thanks!
So You Mean
I m Tall And Beautiful ??

Boy:
?No, Plastic And Without Brain!

Dear Mom,

There's A Huge Difference
Between 6:55 And 7:00 Am.

Sincerely,

5 More Minutes ..

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone .
Do It

And Say
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" BLOODY MOSQUITO"

Fantastic Answer For , Why Didn't U Receive My Call?
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I Was Dancing At My Ringtone.

Question That Keeps
Me Awake ... !!!

If A Cop Stops Me
And Says "Papers"
And
I Say "Scissors"
Do I Win ... ? ? ?