Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 24

Rajnikant is really mad about people making sms jokes on him that he is thinking of deleting forward options from every phone.

A Social Msg For My All Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water without wearing pampers....!!!

Rajinikanth kills













Harry Potter in the ninth book.

Tip Of The Day :
Never Say anythng Bad but urslf....

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Your Parents n Teachers have enuf to say on that Subject...

Rajinikanth calls










Voldemort by his name.

IGNORE IF U R MARRIED....
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Baki sab ke liye..
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..!!

Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Rajinikant electrocuted









Iron Man.

10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.

Once a boy went to xerox Rajnikant’s photograph. The xerox machined got copied twice

Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant

When Rajnikant signs in at Facebook, Facebook updates its status.

Why do you think there are no superheroes in india. Simple no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.

Once it was extreamly clowdy in china. then they found out that it was rajni who was smoking from india

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.

Rajni was shot with a bullet. The next day it was the bullet’s funeral

Rajanikanth can delete the















Recycling Bin

Alfred Nobel





recieved the











Rajnikant Award!

Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the









Mac.

Rajnikaant’s heartbeat is measured in richter scale

The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking,






and he got what he deserved.

When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads ‘BRB’

Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo. Why? To Play chess!

If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

Once Rajnikant bought 4 acers of land and made 4 wells at each corner. People asked wht was he doing. He answerd that he wanted to play Carrom

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion! ;)

Even lord “voldemort” refers 2 Rajini as “He who must not be named”

Nice one:

"GIRLS are like Bluetooth
u stay close dey stay connected
u go away dey find new device"

Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television? Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

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