Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant
Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash
Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested.
Once rajni sent an sms to Einstein . It read – E=MC2
Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary.
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what rajnikanth can do for your country
One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday
The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature
Rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) Why??? because he himself is a process
When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth.
My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus I just installed RAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !!
Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant”
Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8.
Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed
Rajanikanth is the only person to have got nobel prize in acting.
i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone.dat i dont require a charger now:
When Pope walks with Rajanikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”
Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.
Laughing Budha is the Japanese guy whom Rajni told a joke in childhood
If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him
Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…
No one is perfect, Rajnikant is no one
Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.
Rajnikanth, it seems is a verb and not a noun. Its the continuous process happening inside and around us.
Even gajani remembers rajni. -
The Indian Government has requested Rajnikanth to restrict importing Bullet trains from China for using them as cartridges in his pistol
This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to Oscar
Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline
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