Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.
To the People who hate me:Dear Haters..I couldn't help but notice that,AWESOME ends with "ME"&UGLY starts with "U" ! ;) :)
Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft. -
Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.
Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads.
There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.
Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense. –
India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car. –
An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.
Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language -
Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS
Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.
Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession
Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.
Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent
If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity
Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna
A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same
Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed
Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth.
Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth.
Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth
Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.
We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping.
The movie ‘300' was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1'.
I'm desperately trying to find out who those 4 people so interested in my life......Saala har tym papa keeps saying ''char log dekhenge to kya bolege''
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