Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 30

Lift your spirits...raise your glass and then tell them all to kiss your a$$!

Gandhi at the time of his
death said 'HEY RAM'
&
Vilasrao at the
time of resign said
'HEY RAMU'
(Ramgopal Varma).

Some people would be in such perfect shape if they ran as much as their mouth does on others

1 gud news

1 bad news

Gud news: Big Bazar me 1kg tomato ke saat NOKIA N96 free..

Badnews:1 kg tomato RS 39,999/

bored is bored but is bored bored on the bored side of bored side of life

Having A

Mini HEART - ATTACK

When
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Someone You Like

Texts You

Unexpectedly . . .

I bought a new printer because it was cheaper than ink refills. Now I'm wondering how long before new cars are cheaper than fuel.

I was rejected at a job interview because

Whn i was asked to give an exampleof good team work,



i replied




"Mass bunk"








Was i wrong?!!

A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook,
The Caption Read As-

"Even The Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It Had Kept Its Mouth Shut"...!

Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is

“ Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce ”.

Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!!!

Rajnikant purchased a road roller…





Guess why??????





To Iron his Clothes……………………………

After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,

"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You . . ." :)

Rajnikant was shot today..

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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow… J

Question:
How Many Jokes Are/Were Created On Rajnikanth Till Now ????
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Answer:
Just One Or Two
Coz,
Rest All Are Facts !.!.! :D

Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…



..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

Laughter is d Best medicine,
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But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"



He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100! "

Present day technology of this funny world:

"Lemon juices are made from artificial flavours and dishwash liquids with real lemon"

Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…

Smartest thing done by santa:

He set his password as INCORRECT so that next time if he forgets the password,the computer will remind him ur password is "INCORRECT".

What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be : -

Faster ..

Better…

RAJNIKANT….





No it should be (strictly)



RAJNIKANT.

RAJNIKANT..

RAJNIKANT…



Mind it

Rajni can walk faster than light….



“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another

One beautiful line written on the back of T-Shirt!

Great leaders are rare!


So i am following myself.!!

beauty is not judged by your clothes or ur apperance.it is judged by ur inner beauty.so change ur underwear daily''''
keep cool

Funny world!

Boy makes mistake.Gal scolds.Boy says sorry.

Next time gal makes mistake.Boy scolds.


Gal cries.Again boy says sorry!!!

Boys are stronger than Girls??

Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!

Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?

When GRAHAM BELL invented Telephone,he found 2 missed calls from RAJNI KANTH!

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC______ Percent
Gender______
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Now Read 'Only' The Answers..!

When I was in darknes,you gave me light.

You gave me strength to make life bright.

Thank you so much. ..

PHILIPS TUBELIGHT>