Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 29

The Speed At Which
A Woman Says
"N0THING"
When Asked
" WHAT'S WRONG...?"
...Is Inversely Proportional To
The Severity 0f The Coming
"S T 0 R M" ...

Facebook Skype:

Now Married People Can
Cheat Via Skype
While Watering Their Crops
0n FarmVille ..

Wonder Why Axe Made A Deo With A Chocolate Smell In It..?? :/
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Now Only Fat Girls Are Coming Near To Me..!! ;)

* Ultimate *

My Feelings For You

No Words Can Describe,

Except For May Be

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" G0 T0 HELL "

I Have Many
Proposals For Getting
RICH,

All I Need Is The Time
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To Look At The Emails
In Spam Box . . .

Guess

The Minimum Area
With Maximum Number
0f Colour Paints. . . ? ? ?

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GIRLS FACE . .

Best Definition 0f
S t u d y i n g
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The Act 0f
Facebooking,
Eating
n
Watching T.V
With An 0pen Text Book
Nearby. . .

There Are Lessons
In Life That Cannot
Be Taught In School
That's Why
There Is
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F A C E B O O K .

Definition Of A Happy Couple :

HE Does What SHE Wants And

SHE Does What SHE Wants...;):-)

If people say something
about you, judge you . . .

Do not get affected!

...Remember:

"Dogs don't bark if they know
the person . . ." =P

A t T i T u D e
P e R s 0 n ! f ! e D...

A Quiet Man,
Is A Thinking Man.

A Quiet Woman,
Is Usually
Mad.. =

Looking at your text book
and thinking

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"What A Waste 0f Trees.

The fnuny tnihg abuot
tihs sms is taht
eevn tohugh all the
wrods are msesed up
you can sitll raed it ...

Bad News For The
Music Lovers ! ! !
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Justin Bieber
Was Found Alive In His
Apartment This Morning. . .

Don't Make Me MAD
Then
Tell Me To CALM DOWN. . .
That's Like
STABBING Someone
And Asking Them Why
They're BLEEDING ...

Facebook Fact

Every 0ne Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
...Addicted To Collect
"LIKES" . . . =

Boredom Tip
(It works truly):
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Go into a clothing store
&
Get into a changing room.
Wait a while,
Then shout,
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"THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER
IN HERE!!"

Awkward:
Your Cell Phone
Going 0ff Full Volume
At A Funeral. . . =/

...Even More Awkward:
Your Ringtone Being,
"I Will Survive" =

I felt kinda sad
Sitting in a restaurant alone
Eating lunch,
Then
I saw a couple with 6 kids
And
I felt awesome

- Height of Disappointment -

Using Dial-Up Connection 0n
Your PC In The Age 0f 3G

...And

Completing Your Tea Before
INTERNET EXPLORER Loads
A Simple Static Web-page .

" C R U S H E S "

Would Be A Lot Less Fun . . .

If You Didn't Have

" B E S T - F R I E N D S"

To Talk About Them

Dear Teacher,
If I don't put my hand up
It means
I don't want to answer
the question,
...So don't bother picking me.

Sincerely,
Student... =

'*' U l T i M a T e '*'
'*' F a C t '*'

" If It Were Not For
Thomas Edison,
...We Would All Be
Watching Television
In The Dark . .

Dear Facebook,

Stop Being Like My
Parents
And
Suggesting People For Me
To Be Friends With. . . =P

Sincerely
Us ...

We
"The Non-Toppers"
Are More Experienced Than
"The Toppers"
Because
...Toppers FAIL To FEEL
How It FEELS To FAIL . .

B.B.A
(Back Benchers Association)

A Heart Touching Message

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"We Need
Six Months Vacation
Twice A Year.

~ A Fact 0f Life ~

FEMALE'S CRITERIA FOR
LIFE PARTNER . . .

...They Expect Their MEN To
Look Like "Mr. UNIVERSE"
And
Work Like "RAMU KAKA. .

Win A BLACKBERRY,
A CAR,
0r
A HOUSE In DUBAI...
Use A Sharp 0bject To
Scratch Here

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Please Do This Now. .

Just Because We Have
The Same Last Name
Doesn't Mean
We Have To Be
'' Facebook Friends ''
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DAD ....

I Do Give The Waiters
A Good Tip

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But
They Never Seem To
Take 0r Appreciate
My Advice . .