Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 14

Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.

FIDA Hu Uski Chaal Pe..
Uske Bolne Ki Taal Pe..
Chahe Tamacha Lage Gaal Pe
Par
Bol Deta Hu Sare Jahan Se..
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Nazar Mat Daalna Mere MAAL Pe..

bina umeed k b jalta raha meri umeed ka diya wah wah

bina umeed k b jalta raha meri umeed ka diya wah wah

koi IMP bata do mene sylabus shuru b nahi kiya

Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai


Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..


Aur

Maine jo sher mara to

to

to

to

sherni widhwa ho gayi..

Arz hai...
Aap hamare dil me base ho.

. . . . . .Aap hamare dil me base ho...
Wah wah
Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.

Kya kare in pyare-pyare dosto ka..
Jo dheere-dheere hme bhula rahe hain
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg..
Aaj ek-ek paisa apni
shaadi k liye bacha rahe hai..

kudrat ne agar rat na banai hoti, wo khwabon mein aayi na hoti,hamare pyar ke charche sunkar, wo sapnon mein aake yu gaaliyan na deti.

Sochta hu kanjuson ka ek department banau Chairman ki kursi par Aap ko Bithau duniya se Aap ko chanda dilwau Ta k Aap se kuch Msgz to Le pau

Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu
Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu
Fir b tu na mili to gam nai..
Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..

Chehre chehre mein fark hota hai
har chehre mein tark hota hai
Tera chehra hi eisa hai
jis per pad jaye kisi ki nazar
uska beda gark hota hai.

Har Safar me Apka sath Hum denge
Apne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge
Girne lage to hath hum denge

Aur

Na bhi gire to?

Ek laat hum denge..

Biwi meri pahle
Thi hoor
Yachaman ka pyaara phool
Baad shaadi ke
samaj gaya
hui thi mujse badi "BHOOL"

Arz Kiya He

Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha He

Wah Wah
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Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha He
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Aur Saanp Side Mai Beth K Hans Raha He.

Fazal mahafil mein ek gazal ga rha tha
puri mhahfil mein mere alawa kewal wo hi nazar aa rha tha
uski gayaki sun ker mera g machla ja rha tha
jane meri tabiyat khraab kar use kya mazza aa rha tha

Kal Fir ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi

Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi,

Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use..

2000 Ka Khana Akeli Kha Gayi...

krishan ne murli bajai radha dodi chali aye.ram ne danus doda sita bagi chali aye,hume jara se seti kya mari wo to apne baap ko bula laye

Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho
Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho
Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se

Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjho;-)

STUDENT SHAYARI:
Aasma me kaali ghata chhaai he,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai he,
Sab kehte hey sudhar ja,
Par kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi he...

Koi Ruth Jaye Gar To Mnate H Kese
Batao Ye Dil Lgate H Kese
Humne To Suna Hai K Dil 1 Chota Sa Ghar H
Fir Etni Chote Se Ghar Me Log Ghus Jate Kese

dard se dil ka rishta purana hey,
dil ne nahi jaana ji kya afsana hey,
hurdum chot khata hey dil bechra,
per fir bhi hur haseen ka diwana hey.

Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..


Wah Wah,



Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
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Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror

Mat pucho humse ki tumhe kitna yaad kiya karte hai,
Aapke SMS k intezaar mei hi jiya karte hai,
Agar na aye kabhi msg tumhare toh,
Purana hi pad k muskura liya karte hai

KIT-KAT" ka swad ho tum.
"DAIRY-MILK" ka ehsas ho tum
"MILK-CAKE" Se v jyada khas ho Tum
Kher jo v ho, mere liye to
"5-STAR" ho Tum

Gadha jo na pasand kare wo ghas ho tum. Idiot,ullu, bakwas ho tum. Kuchh bhi kaho par banda to bare jhakas ho tum..,,,

wo aankhe bade pyari thi jo ham ne use mari thi
wo sendel bade bhari thi jo us ne hame mari thi
muft me hi pet gaye yaroo hame to aankh ki bimari thi

Boyz rules-
Hausle sare azma baithe..

Hum zamane k gum utha baithe,

Jiski chahat me umar bhar tadpe..

uski shadi me dusri ladki pata baithe...

NA tum karo BRUSH
N hum kare ISNAAN
Sabse pehle karen bas yehi ek kaam
Ek pyara sa "SMS" dosto ke naam,
Utho aur karo kabul meri dua salam

Yu na kisi k dil se khelo,

wah wah

Yu na kisi k dil se khelo,


Jab CALL ya SMS hi nahi karna hai

to phone bechkar

radio lelo...
hehehe

Ik Sher Arz hai

Idhar Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai.
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Udher Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai
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Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya hai.

Mohabat to humne b ki hai dost,

par humare saath kuch khas nahi hua,

TAJMAHAL to hum bhi banwa sakte the,

par humara "loan" pass nahi hua...