Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 15

Mere mobile ko sukoon mil gaya,EMPTY inbox me sms ka phool khil gaya,apka sms tha ya kele ka chilka,jise padte hi mera dil fisal gaya.

Dosti k liye ajab misal hain hum

Sachche dost ki pehchan hain hum,
Ye to nahi kahte,Sultan Mirza hain hum Mumbai k,

Lekin"lucknow"k ''DON'' hai hum.

Jo pyar hmesa sath rhe wo saccha hai ji,

Jo musibato me kaam aaye wo achha hai ji,

Kabhi kabhi hamse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya,


Qki


DIL TO BACCHA HAI JI

Chaman se 1 bichhda hua gulab hu...

Mai khud apni tabahi ka jawab hu...

Yu nigahe na fero mujhse...

Nalayako..Main tumhari hi sangat me barbaad hu...

Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

Wo Sochte Hai Hum Unke Bina Ji Na Payenge,

Dard Me Umar Bhar Aansu Bahayenge..

Uski esi Ki tesi,

sala Hum Usse Bhi RAAPCHHIK Girl Patayenge...?"

ankhon se barsat hoti he jab apki yaad saath hoti he,
jab bhi busy rahe mera cell to samajh lena..
aapki hone wali bhabhi se meri baat hoti hai..

Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho,1 achi chokri ho,Aapko miss kare,Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de,Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye ,mere sath soye.

1 Hasina Par Nigahe Thehri Thi
Uski Ankhe Jheel Se Bhi Gehri Thi,
Thak Gaya Me Apne Pyar Ka Izhar Karte-Karte
Tho Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Behri Thi..

masti life me hoti hai,wife me nahi. bhakti mann me hiti hai mandir me nahi.aap bhi jaan lo dosti sms karne se badhti hai sirf padhne se nahi.

aapki yaad aayi aankh bhar gayi...aapki yaad aayi aankh bhar gayi..jb apne bde saale ko dekha to jo chadhi thi wo UTAR gayi..

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bhad

Ghazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Yeh Style Hai
Sms Nahi Kartey Or Kehtay Ho
Mere Pass Mobile Hai
Bey-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho
Yeh Parh K B Aap K Chehray Par SMILE Hai.

Rona to unki adat thi
hm yu hi dil se laga baithe
wo naak pochh kr chale gye
Or hm naya rumaal gawa baithe

Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?..
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?..
Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi

Thoda garam thoda thandha piya kro
SMS zara naya kiya kro
Agar samajh na aye to hmse puch liya kro
Hm SMS Ke DOCTOR ha Humse roz 1 Khurak liya karo

Ye jo ladkiyo ke gaal hote h,
ladko ko phasane vale jaal hote h,
chuse leti hai khoon jigar ka,
tabi to hont unke laal hote h.

Mene usko pyar kiya Ashiq samaj k

Mene usko pyar kiya Ashiq smaj k

Wo utar gyi kolhapur station Nasik Samjh ke.

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam Dil Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam Bijli.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay,
1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,

Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !

Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa-

Taras Taras K Baraste Hain
...Mere Aansu Roz Us Waqt,
..
..
K Aaj Ek Or Din Dhal Gaya
...Kunware Pan Me!!!!:)

Milenge milate rahenge,
Dosti ki yad dilate rahenge,
Taj mahal to mahanga padega,
Mumtaj banate rahenge.

Aankho se Aansuo ki Judaai kar do
Dil se Ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar Dil na lage kahin to,

Aa jaao

Mere Ghar

ki

SAFAAi kar do.

Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar...

Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar..

Make d circuit diagram as show in d figure.

Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khait mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…

Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai
Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai
Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai
Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai

Use Akele Dekh
Maine Ankhe Maar Di
Badle Me Usne Muje Pyar Di
Chal Pada Resturant Coffee Pilane
Par Pata Chala Ki Kisine
Meri Pocket Mar Di..

Eco friendly shayari:-

Jab yad unki aye to toilet me baithkar ro lena,

Or

Jab dibba aansuo se bhar jaye to usi se dho lena,


"jal hai to kal hai"

Kisi ko aankh mat marna nahi to wo tuje pane ki dua mangenge.
Etna mat saja karo nahi to tumse budde b chumma mangenge.

Kaam me itna na ulja karo, kabhi hame b yaad kiya karo, sher-o-shayari na b aaye to kya hua aaye huye sms hi forward kar diya karo.