Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 21

Arz Karta Hu

Bipasha Thi John Ki Diwani



Bipasha Thi John Ki Diwani




Bahut Huyi Munni Ki Badnami
Ab Aa Gayi Sheila Ki Jawani..

Jaam Ko Paimana Khte HAI

Sharab Ko Maiykhana Khte HAI

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Pagal Khana Kehte He.

Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate he
Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate he
Bade ajib he duniya wale
SHEILA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate he..;-)

Kuch Is Tara Dosti Nibayenge,

Nokri Na Mili To Bilkul Nahi Ghabraenge,

Dono Station Pr Chaye Ki Dukan Lagayenge,
Tum Chaye Banana
Hum Chaye Chaye Chilayenge..

Mast zindgi
kise kehte h

Khane ko
roz thali ho
Do time ki
kamwali ho.
Padosn
nkhre wali ho.
Sundrsi 1
saali ho
aur
Ghrwali ka
dimg khali ho

Tum man hi man unhe chahte rh gye.unhe batane ka plan bnate rh gye,pata lga k koi aur le gya unhe.aur ap unki shadi me tent, kursi lgate rh gye.kyon?

Lamha lamha yaad hamari ayegi
chnd lamho me zindagi beet jayegi
chup chaap SMS krte rehna
wrna

"chulbul Pande"
ko

"SUPARI"
de di JAYEGI

Baba kehte h ghar chhod do
Ma kehti h zeed chhod do
Paro kehti h sharab chhod do
But





ACP Pradyuman kehte hai,Daya darvaaza tod do...

CID+KBC+ONCE UPON Pj
Sultan mirza bahut bada don tha



Sultan mirza bahut bada don tha



ACP: "Hello,Daya 30 seconds me bata Akbar ka baap kon tha?

K.G. k Bacche ki dukh bhari shayri:
Mohabat K NAAM Pe Saza Mene Payi Hai,
Gor Frmaye,
Mohabat K NAAM Pe Saza Mene Payi H,
Baaki Sher Baad Me Abhi susu Aai h.

Hr roz roshni k hazar sitare Nikle. Aur aap ki ankho me Haseen nazare Nikle Jail m Hm B Gye Aapke Sath Jb Aapke Chori K mobile m sabse zayda.sms Hamare Nikle.

Dosti ko bade Pyar se Nibhaynge,

Kosish Rahegi Tuje nai sataynge,

Kabi pasand na Aye Mera Sath to Bata Dena.....

Gin bhi Na Paoge
Itne "THAPPAD" Lagaynge.

MOST Romantic sayri of d yr-
Tujse kaise nazar milaye dilbrjani,

Tujse kaise nazar milaye dilbrjani,

Meri left aankh kaani {-_+)
teri right aankh kaani{+_-)

Jalte Hue Deepo Ki Tarah Jgmagate Rhna
Hamari Dua Hai Sada Muskrate Rahna!
Kitni Bhi Chappalen Pade Tumhe A Mere Dost
Zindgi Bhar Aap Ladkiya Patate Rahna..!!

Har jagah 1tufan sa aaya h.
Har 1 k zuba pe
"SURAJ"
ka nam chaya h.
Jab bhi sms tone bajti h.
Sab bolte hai yelo phir
PRINCE OF BIKANER
ka sms aaya h.

Wo hume dekh kar yu muskuraye,Ishq mein hamare bhi kadam dagmagaaye...

Dil ki baat kehne hi waale the,tabhi uske bachche mama mama chillaye...

Aisa nhi ki hum rishta tod denge
Musibat me aapka sath chhod denge

Hum to tere wo dost hai,
AGAR tum msg nhi karoge to hm teri naak me nimbu nichod denge

Shadi Nahi Aasan
Bus Itna Samajh Likye,

K

Finail Ki Goli Hai
Or Choos K Khana Hai...

Mutthi Bhar k Pyar Bheju,
Dil se Dil ka Sawal Bheju,
Aaya Nhi Apka Koi SMS Or Miss Call,
Kya Yad Nhi Aati Ya Fir Apke Liye Thode Kaju Badam Bheju.

rag mohbat ka chad gya mere dost,
ab to dost bhi lagne lage he ghost,
kyoki ab mial he koi asa jo he mere liye most.

Boht Udas He Koi Tere Jane Se
Ho Ske To Lot Aa Kisi Bhane Se
Tu Lakh Khafa Sahi Mgr 1 Bar Dkh
Mohalle Me Kitna Kachra Jama H Tere Na Aane se.

Ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain, problem hai ki bas voh read only hain.
Woh samajhte hain dil tod diyato hum dead hain, woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain

uske liye humne har khushi ko lautne ko kaha.. par usne "hume hi lautne ko kaha" humne kaha na karo hum pe aisa sitam usne kaha "humara pehle se hi hain apna balam"

Zindgi Me 1Ladki Itni Pyari Lagi
Uske Baatei Hme Nirali Lagi
Jane Kya Jadoo Thi Uski Personality Me Ki
Married Hone K Bawjud Hme Kuwari Lagi...

Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas
dikhti hai, Hum logo kaise
samjhaye…
ki har zakkas ladki ki ‘maa’ hume
apni ‘SAAS’ lagti hai...

Lamha Koi Suhana Sath Ho Na Ho,
Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi
Bat Ho Na Ho,

Ap Ki DOSTI Hamesha Is
Dil Me Rahe Gi,
Chahy App Me...!!!

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INSAANO
Wali Koi Baat Ho Na Ho.

Aapki yaadon ko aansu banakar piya karenge,
Waqt-bewaqt aapko miss kiya karenge,
Aapki yaad mein mar bhi gaye to kya?
Yamraj ke computer se roz aapko e-mail
kiya karenge.

Jo dete hain Girls ko tohfe,
Wohi lgate hain unki shadi me Sofe,
Jo jate hain un ke pichhe,
Wo aate hain caro ke niche,
Jo kehte hain un ko jaanu,
Wohi bante hain unke bacho ke MAAMU.

Arz kiya hai!

Chandi ka Ghora Sonay ki Lagaam
Msg perhne Walay ko Mera Salam,
Pepsi Coke Penay Walo Lassi b Piya Kro,
Free K Msg Parhny Walo Reply b Kiya karo

Ishq ne Humhe Benaam kr Diya
hr Khusi se Anjan kr diya
Hum ne kabi Nai chaha k Ishq hame b ho
par Shela Ki jawani ne Hume Nilam kar diya