Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 24

Arz kiya hai,LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,Logo ki biwiyon ke pas ghanto bethkar husband ke marne ke fayde samjhate hai.

Bheegi ankhon me pyas nahi hoti,
Bikhre dil me aas nahi hoti.
Zarur kisi pyar karne wale ka Dil tuta hoga,
Warna September ke mahine me barsaat nahi hoti..!

ishq m ye anjam paya h , haath pair tute , muh se khun aye he , Hospital pahuche to Nurse ne farmaya , Bahro phul barsao kisika mehboob ambulence me aya he..

Aahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai
Muskurahat se apke roshan fiza ho gai
jbse dkha h nigaho ne apko
in nigaho ko Motiyabin ki shikayat ho gai

mohabbat bhara sher hai, gaur farmayenge
"jab yaad uski aye to toilet me baith k ro lena" "jab dibba assuoon se bhar jaye to usi se dho lena! Save water

Jara apna naam to batyega.
Join kya kiya hai farmayega.
yo hi na armano ko machalne do,
Sham tak hi sahi CALL to kijiyega.

Chand agar roshn hai to roshan aap ho,
phul agar mehek hai to khusbu aap ho,
barf agar thandi hai to thandak aap ho,
zinda agar hum hai to zindgi aap ho.

jane kabse hai dil mai tu,
mai hu yaar tab se hai tu,
yaad karte karte tujhe
aa gai hai mujhe su su su.

har dam bas tujhe chaha,
har pal bas tujhe saraha,
teri yaado mai khoya raha,
tu aati hai roz mere sapno mai
isliye mai 12 ghante sota raha.

Bethy thay teri yad main tanha aik sham!

Liya aik kagaz aur likha tera nam!

Tasweer banai teri aur likha ye pegam

Zinda pakerny waly ko
( 50,000 inaam )

Tumse hi ghar mathura kasi aur tumse hi ghar satyanasi ||5|| PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave. sab sukh chod param dukh pave.....||

dil itna majboor na hota, agar apki ankho me itna noor na hota hum apke ghar roz milne ate agar apka ghar itni door na hota?

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagao gi,
To mere pyar ko bay hisaab pao gi,
Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thees lagi to dhundte reh jao gi.

"Main wo nhi k shadi hui or badl gya

Mera wohi mizaj wohi zouq hy

Shadi se pehly b mujay shadi ka shauq tha

Shadi k bad b mujy shadi ka shuq he. ;-)

Aap ke SMS ki kya baat hai,
Aap ke SMS lajawab hai,
Ab phone bhi karo janemann,
Hume pata hai,
Aapki aawaz main bhi kuch baat hai.

Dard deny se mohabat barhti hay Faraz..


Ye keh k wo meri ungli darwazay mai phansa gae.


.. Ooiye..

Zindgi gamo ka 1 parinda hai,
Khushian ajkal chuninda hai,
Kabi yad kar liya karo hame bhi dosto,
Ye shaks BURA hi sahi magar abhi "ZINDA" HAI.

Main to phoolon wali Razai Ley kar Soo raha tha faraaZ..!
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Na jany kon Kambhakt phoolon ko Paani dey gaya...:-(
" Happy winter season..... :-)

Shahjahan Tha Bewakoof Jo Banaya Itna Mahenga ' TAAJMAHAL"
Agar Rakhta utne Paise Bank Me " AAJ "
To Itna Aata " BYAAJ"
Ki Roz -Roz Aati Nayi-Nayi.." MUMTAAJ"

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko

Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarorat kya

Me to pyaasa hon

Pepsi he pila do mujhko

Aaj Tum Pe Ansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadkati Raat Hogi
SmS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi.

Kuch apnay muqadar main andhairay thay "FARAZ"Kuch "WAPDA" waloon say Un ki behen ka rishta mang baithay.:'

Doob jati hai Kashtiyan jb Aate hen tufan,Yadein reh jati hen bichar jate hen insan,Yaad Rakho to boht Qareeb pao gy,Bhool jao gy to "dhondty reh jaoge"

Chaand ko apne noor pe guroor hai..


Himesh ko apni Topi ka suroor hai..


Mujhe bhi apne pe gurur hai..










qki mere paas msg padhne wala LANGUR hai..!!

Agar Likhe jo KHAT wo meri YAAD me,
Sare Padh liye PAPA ne RAAt me,
Savera hua to JUTE Pad gaye,
"TERE NAM" wali Bal "GAJNI me Badal gaye.

Aap ki Yaad to ek Anmol Phool hai....
Hum Aap ko Bhool Jayen ye Aap ki Bhool hai...
Hum Apno ko nahi Bhulate ye Hamara Usool hai...
Dil se mat lo 5 Din baad April Fool hai....!!!

Pyar vyar toh ek bahana hai, dil mile na mile lips ko milana hai, yeh style hai sab Ashiko ka, kya kare yaar yeh Dilip Kumar ka nahi Imran Hasmi ka Zamana hai....

He Bhagwan kya teri maya hai
Fursat se hamara nasib banaya hai
Na SMS na hi koi Call
Kya KANJUSO k SHAHENSHA ko hi hamara DOST banaya hai

Ishq ke andaaz aur josheele ho gaye,Husan ke nakhare aur nakhreele ho gaye,Hum izhaar karne mein zara dheele kya huye,Unke haath peele ho gaye.

dil ka ashiyana hum nahi sajate
baagon me phool bhi hum nahi khilate
hamari ek pasand se jal jayege hazaro dil
tabhi to hum
koi gf naha banate