Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7

Surat par aapki fida ho kar,
humne aaapki tasvir banwaai hai,
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lage iss liye,
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwaai hai.

jungal me sapera been liye baitha tha gaur Famaye

Jungal me Sapera been liye baitha tha

Wh-Wh

saap bhi kamina tha Kan me earphone Lagaye baitha tha.

Arz kiya hai....
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Majnu itna naacha,ki langda ho gaya!!

THANDI ka Zamana hai,SMS karke aapko
Satana hai,Mousam bhi Diwana hai,2-4 SMS aap bhi kar do,kya balance bacha k
"Naya SWETAR" Lana hai..

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana..
Itni Hogayi Ho Tum Purani..
Ab To Bas Kardo Ladko Ko Patana..!!

Hum Pagal Apke Picche
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Hahaha
Saare Pagal Aage Picche…

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi Jo Usne HumKo Maari Thi Hum To Muft Me Pat Gaye yaaro Hume Kya Pata tha Ki Unko Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

bhool gaye ho ya bhulana chahte ho, door kar diya h yadoor jana chahte ho, ajma liya ya ajmana chahte ho ,msg kar do ub ya haddiya tudvana chahte ho

Tareef ke kaabil hum kahan?
Charcha to aapki chalti hai

Sab kuchh to hai aapke paas
Bas Seeng aur Poonchh ki kami khalti hai..!!

Log kehte hain koshis karte raho
har rashte par hope hai,


Ankhe aaj v us kameene ko dhundhti hain
jisne kaha tha "Science" le lo zabardast scope hai.

Kabir's Doha (Remix Version)

Kaahe College Jaavat Ho
Kaahe ko itna Padvat Ho
Marks toh utne hee Aawat Hain
Jitne ki Chitthi Banaawat Ho!

Waah Waah!!

Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hote hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai

Khud ki bekudi me jo justju hoti hai,
wo hamare qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai,
Mere jamaal se tumara khumar chala jayega,
Aur ye sms tumko kabhi bhi samajh nahi ayega.

Employee’s reply…
Appraisal hote h
Disappointment ka sama hota h
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hote h
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota h

Aaj Ladkia Mardo Se Kam Nhi

Hame Is Bat Ka Koi Gam Nhi

Mana Woh Chand Tak Jayegi

Magar zameen Pe, To Humara hi sir khayegi..

Har mod pe dekha to kuch nazar na aya,
dil ki galiyo me dhunda to sunsan paya
Chalte-2 socha to yaad aya k aaj aap ka koi msg nahi aaya...

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona, hum roz manayenge,
Teri dosti ka sila hum is tara nibhayenge,
shadi ho teri aur dulhan hum le jayenge!!

Taj ke patto Taj Mahal nahi banta,
Nadio ko rokne se samundar nahi banta.
Ladte raho Jindagi se har pal yaro,
Ek jit se koi Sultan Mirza nahi banta.

Joote kho gaye mehfil me, ab hum ghar kaise jayenge.

Humne kaha :

Yun hee shayari karte raho, itne aayenge ki giney nahi jayenge!!

Aa gaya h Fark uski Nazar mein
Yaqeenan,
Ab Wo Mujhe "Andaaz" se Nahi
"Andaaze" se Pehchanta h.

Kafi dard bhara sher hai, zara dhyaan se padhiyega:

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai..

kyunki.. Ab wo dekhne me itni khas nahi hai!

Aaj GOD ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is EARTH par cartoons ki importance samajh aayi,
Apko EARTH par bhejna uss ka bahana tha,
MICKEY MOUSE ke baad kisiko toh aana Tha.

Sharifo Me Koi Chor Nhi Hota
Khwabo Me Koi OR Nhi Hota
Library Me Koi Shor Nhi Hota
OR Hm Se Jo Kre Dosti Wo
Life Me Kbi Bor Nhi Hota.

khali batva(wallet) us ke haath thama deta hun
yun hatheli per sarson jama deta hun
jab kabhi begum ka paara hadh se zyada chad jaye
sabse pehle juttian uski chupa deta hun..!!

Hamari yaad na aaye aisa hone nhi denge.
Dost aap k jaisa khone nhi denge.
Sharafat se contact me rehna,
warna kaan k niche 2 marenge or
rone bhi nhi denge !!

Jo kehti hai duniya wo such hai begum
ke main tere zer-aser aa gaya hun!
kaha boss ne jab jahanumm me jaao
toh dafter se seedha ghar aa gaya hun!!

Hum Haste h Aapko Hsane k liye
Hum Jeete h Aapki Ek Jhalak pane k liye
Aap 1baar Rooth kar to Dekhna
Hum "KURKURE"
Dilayenge Aapko
mnane k liye.

Kitaben Khuli Ho Ya Ho Bandh
Padhaai Last Night Hee Hoti Hain
Kaise Kahun Main-O-Yaara Ye
Engineering Aise Hee Hoti Hain!

aap humare dil mai baste hai
aap humare dil mai baste hai
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thik hai dil mai baste ho lekin saans wali nali mai kyo faste ho