Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 8

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum they jisne her miss ko kiss kiya,
Aur ek aap they jisne har kiss ko miss kiya.

Aap hamare "DIL" mein base ho.

Aap hamare "DIL" mein base ho..

Ab thoda side me ho jao, saas lene wali pipe me phase ho

Unhein nahi thi mere pyaar ki khabar,

Unhein nahi thi mere pyaar ki khabar,

Shayari galat ho gayi RUBBER do RUBBER...

Woh aankh badi pyaari thi,
Jo humne usse mari thi,
Woh sandle badi bhari thi,
Jo usne hume mari thi,
Muft mein hi pit gaye yaar,
Humein toh aankh ki bimari thi.

WOH SHIRT BADI NIRALI THI JO TUMNE APANE BHAI KI SHADI ME NIKALI THI ,TUM PAR MAR MITTI THI WOH LADKI ,JOO PURI BARAT ME SABSE KAALI THI

Meri jaaneman kya bataaun
kaise sitam bhaati hain
Meri jaaneman kya bataaun
kaise sitam bhaati hain

Sapne mey bhi kambakth
apne baap ko le aati hain!

Zindgi bhar unke khushi dene ki kasam thi

Par us din unki ankhe jhil se nam thi

Poch deta unke ansu par

Kya karu meri height thori kam thi

Exam ko kabi yad na karna,ans shit me jo likna he uski fariyad na karna,jo hoga wo hokar rahega us fikr me apna"WORLD CUP"
barbad mat krna

College me 1 ladki aayi, Dekh ker wo sabko ghabraayi. Sharmat e huye jab class me aayi Pucha jab kisi ne naam to zor se chiilaayi. NAAM. JALEBI BAAI@ JALEBI BAAI@..!

Khafa ho?
ya koi gam hai,
Number kho gaya ya balance kam hai,
nahin to "Bhejo" sms agar dam hai,
Ya fir maan jaao ki sms ke king hum hai.

Arz Kiya Hy

Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum

Wah Wah

Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum

Jabse Aap Mile,
Tab Se PareShan HaiN Hum

mohabbat karo ibadat ke sath, pyar karo nazakat ke sath, dosti karo insaniyat ke sath, sms padh liya na? Ab reply karo sharafat ke sath....

Arz kiya hai,

Student ki bhi kya
life hoti hai.

wah wah

Student ki bhi kya
life hoti hai.

Kya Lucky hai who...
Na husband hota hai
Na wife hoti hai.

Bhaag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gari Pe, . . Wah Wah . . Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gari Pe, . . Jisne Pabandi Lagai Hai DOUBLE SAWARI Pe.

Tujh Se Naraj Nahi Zindgi
Hairan Hu Mai

Tujh Se Naraj Nahi Zindgi
Hairan Hu Mai

Koi Naya Msg Nahi Ban Raha Yaaro,
Bahut Pareshan Hu Mai

Arz Kia Hai -
Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya Karo
Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya Karo
Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali,
Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali Bhi
Aaya Karo

Baaho mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de,Hai iss dil mein itna dard,ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega Monday se intzaar me hoon...Yeh Saturday kab aayega....

Dost ki shadi me 1 ladki se mera dil jud gaya.
Dost ki shadi me ek ladki se mera dil jud gaya.
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Fir kya?

Me to evi evi evi evi lut gaya..,

har kisi ko gam nahi milta
aur har 1 ko sanam nahi milta
sale tension aata hai jab
desi dukan me rum nahi milta

Na chand hoga na taare rahenge,
kya hum log HAMESHA kuware rahenge
? Duniya me kitno k nikah hogaye,

kya hum log k naseeb me sirf nikah k misri badam rahenge ? :))

woh aati hai toh raastey pe 100 100 ke note bichchaata hoon...

woh aati hai toh raastey pe 100 100 ke note bichchaata hoo....

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chali jaati hai toh uthaa letaa hoon

Kyon Mera Dil Dukhate Ho?
Kyon mujhse Har Baat chupate Ho?
Mera to dil hi tut Gaya ye sunkar ki tum





VIM BAR se nahaate ho..!

Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na ho

Thoda wah-wah karo yaar Ye apne layak h

Wo almari hi kya jisme Rack na ho
or vo DEGREE hi kya Jisme BACK na ho

Dil K Dard Ko Zuban Per Laty Nahi
Hum Apni Ankhon Se Ansu Bahaty Nahi

Zakham Chahey Kitna Hi Gahra Kyon Na Ho
Hum DETTOL k Siwa Kuch Lagaty Nahi

Aftr Breakup BF-

Dil Me 1 Jajbat H Dabau Kaise

Ruswa Na Ho Jao Chupau Kese

Tanha Chor Gyi Ho Mujhe Jab Se

Kasam Se Kitna Khush Hu Batau Kese.

Kismat aazma chuka hoon
Taqdeer aazma raha hoon
Ik bewafa ki khatir
Riksha chala raha hoon

Dosti Ke Liye Ajeeb Misaal H Hum,
Sache Dost Ki Pehchan H Hum,
Yeh To Nhi Kehte Ki SULTAN MIRZA H Mumbai Ke Hum,
Lekin GANGANAGAR Ke
"TEES MAAR KHAN" Hai
Hum...

Majnoo ne Laila se Kahaa,
Humko gale Laga lo!!

Majnoo ne Laila se Kahaa,
Humko gale Laga lo!!

Jab Laila ka BAAP nazar aaya to kaha JOOTE CHAPPAL THEEK KARAA LO

Tohfe me mat Gulaab lekar aana
Kabr pe mat Chirag lekar aana
Bahot Pyase hain Ham Barso se Ae Dost!
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Jab Aana to ROYAL STAG aur 2 Glass Lekar Aana.

Unki galiyon me gaya to
woh phool barsane lage
jab unki mummy ne dekha
to gamle bhi saath aane lage