Brains aren''t everything. In fact in your case they''re nothing
Are you typing with your forehead, again?
Don''t let you mind wander - it''s far too small to be let out on its own
He who laughs last has no sense of humor.
He doesn''t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn''t know the meaning of most words
Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
I don''t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
Do I look like a damn people person?
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don''t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
This isn''t an office. It''s Hell with fluorescent lighting
Your face is such a mess, why don''t you get your dog something different to chew on ?
Haven''t I seen your face before - on a police poster?
Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
Look who''s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Your face doesn''t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
Yes, you''re right. Let''s go and pull some girls.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
I see you''ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Your face looks like you''ve been using it as a doorstop
You''re about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.
You''re about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!
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