Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 21

Boy:-waz ur name?
gal:-Q btau?
me tumhe janti bhi nahi
Boy:-mat batao me bhi kaunsa tumhe apni "FERRARI"me bitha raha hu.
Gal:-Anjali B.com,2nd year, tution time 6-8.

Premika:Aisa Khat koi Likh Sajna,
Meri Umar Beet Jaye Pdhne Me...



Premi:



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Le Padh le.

Santa meets his friend Bunta

Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!

Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?

Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

Jyotish:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi



Boy"
Oh yess... What a life!"





Jyotish:
Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?

Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,

Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji

Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

1 Pathan ne 1 cow ki kiss li Phr toba karney laga,
k zehan main shetan agaya tha,

usi waqt shetan aya or bola:
“Ullu k pathay yeh harkat to mere zehan main bhi nahi thi”.

Aik doctor apne dost se:

yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon,

dost :tumhara khyal to naik hy
,

magar yahan ka qabrstan bhot chota ha...

Biwi ney apney shohar ko khoob maara .

Shohar rota aur aahain bharta hua keh raha tha:

jo bhi karwa raha hai
America karwa raha hai....

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo,

Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,

tum humein janwar smjhta hai.

Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

SHEIKH: Meri biwi buht fuzool kharch hai,Jubse shadi hui ha roz 100, 200 mangti he.

DOST: Wo in paison ka kia karti hai?

SHEIKH: Kya pata Mane kbhi dye he nhi.

1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue
pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !
Farishte ne poocha aisa kyn?

Pathan bola :
muje laga koe photo kheench raha hai

Wo SMS pe SMS Kar Rahi Thi

"FARAZ"


Maine Khushi Se Kaha
Aaj Itna Pyar Kis Liye?

Usne Kaha

Ye Pyar Nahi Paglay
Kal Package ki Expiry Date Hai Is Liye.

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: Bilkul thik,
isme mere new sandal hai

Zindagi k KATHAN Or DUSHWAR Raaston Pe

Kon Aapka Saath NIBHATA hai?

?

Aapka Dost?

?

Ya Phir Aapka hamsafar?

?

G Nahi. Sirf Or Sirf


Aapki "CHAPPAL".

Santa:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

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,
,
,

Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do. :-)

Teacher:
M.B.B.S. Stand For?

Student:
M.B.B.S. stand for

Muhtarma benzir Bhutto shaheed...

Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar
karoge..

Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi ....

Mat ro zardari, abhi jaan baqi hai,

Tere liye poora Pakistan baqi hai,

Bibi mar gayi to kya hua,

Abhi to shiri rehman baqi hai....

Santa-yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor q hote hai?Banta:kyuki sab kutto ka khun 2 DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.

Judge: Tum ne ye Car chori ki?

Santa: Janab, Car qabrastan mein khari thi..

Mein samjha ke is ky Maalik ka inteqal ho gaya hai...

Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police Inspecter Se Pocha
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chala K Hum Ne Bartan Dhone Wale Badal Dia Ha ?

Police Fingure Print...=P ;->

Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?

Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy.

santa fouj me bharti hua....

2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....

santa ki topi per goli lagi....

santa ne hathyaar phenk diye

aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hota hai...

Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh So0raj Kb Ka Nikal aya Hy..

Beta:To Kya Hua Amma
Wo Sota B To Mjh Se Pehle Hy

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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.
.

Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

Pathan Halwai Sy: Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani,

BOY: Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahi Mangogi?GIRL:Nahi me aisi Ladki nahi hu.Tum Apni ma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena!
RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYEE
STAR PLUS:)

TEACHER Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr sakti

STUDENT FIRE BRIGADE

Teacher kyon


Student AURTON ka kaam AAG lgana hay bhujana nahi..

Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain..
Raste me kacha pul aa jata ha usko dekhkr chinti boli "cross kr loge ya me utru?'' :-)
:-D