Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 22

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?





Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,

Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf. :-)

Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye

Santa:
Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo.

SANTA-YAR MUJHE APNI GF KO GIFT DENA HAI.
BANTA-DIAMOND RING DE DO,
SANTA-NHI YAR AISI CHESE BATAO JO KABHI PAHNI NA HO
BANTA-GENTS KACHHA DE DE

Teacher To Pathan:
Tm Ne Home Work Kyun Nahin Kiya?


Pathan:
Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.

Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

To jungle ka kya haal hota ?

Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .

Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nhi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!

Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap movie nahi dekhte.

Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha hon...

FAQIR: Kuch khana De do

MAF KARO BABA

FAQIR:Kuch To Do

Acha Baba Jo Ye SmS Padh Rha H Usko LeJao
FAQIR:Bheek Manga Tha Bhikari Nhi

Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:

Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?

Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon...

Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?

Pagal:

Bewakof...!!

Ye Pakistan Hai,

Light Gai Hui Hai.

santa CIGRATE P raha tha
Lady-tmhare Maa-Baap ko pata he tm cigrate pite ho?
snta-Kya Apke H usband ko PATA H Aap AJNABI Se baat krti ho

Guest;beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha.

beta- friday ko or apka

guest; sunday ko

beta; aap jhuth bol rahe ho sunday ko to chutti hoti hai...

Teacher:Test yaad hai?

Student:Miss me Jaise hi prhne betha to light chali gai,
baad mein is dar se parhne nahi betha,
k kahin meri waja se phir light na chali jay.

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho.

GIRL-Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai?

BOY-Long Drive Par Dear.

GIRL-Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya.

BOY-Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break FAIL hua.

Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko Bohat Mara.

Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,

MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya hai.

Techr: why Taj Mahal considerd as a wonder of d world?

Student: Bcoz,Shahjahan built it witout taking any

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loan 4m bank.... ;-)
Gud evening !!

Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

Mother To Doctor On Phone: Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai Mai Kya Karo Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

Getting married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it,
it ain't so hot.

Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,

Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?

Aadmi Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha,

Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein....

Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,

Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian..!!

American Citizen:

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.

Pakistani Citizen:

Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..

"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy

Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.

Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)

1 Bacha doosre se: Bhai yeh Khushiyan kiya hoti hein?

Doosra Bacha: Pata nahin Bhai main tou Paidah hi Z@rdari ke daur mein howa hoon...

Reporter:
Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak hasil kya?
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Shumila Rana:
Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga ho

Bubbli-
Bagla (Flamingo) ek tang pr kyu khara hota hai?
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Anti Misba-
Pta nhi
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Bubbli-
Kyu k usko pta hy agr wo dusri tang uthaey ga to wo gir jae ga

Teachr:
Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo
Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka
Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil
Ki Tarhan Bana Dia?

Students:
Adnan SAMI….

Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thingBanta: Wht is dis?Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.

Santa! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,

WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?

Pathan! Nahi pata?

Santa! Dastaney ki...

Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki huiTo usne elan kia ki BETA hua hai.Ek dost ne dekha to kaha- yeto ladki hai. santa:Munda niche se maa par gaya hai.

Passenger :
Ager Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?



Pathan :
Ager Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .