Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

Admi:Tumhari shadi kis se hui? Pathan:Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua hai Admi:Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Pathan:Han hamara Behan ka hua hai.

SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA
1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI HOTA.
SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK USHA KA.

The best shair written on A rickshaw!

Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana…

Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana

Santa:-Train me yaar raat bhar neend nhi aayi upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta:-To seat xchange kar leta.

Santa:-Kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi tha hi nhi!:

8 yrs boy Ladka - "1 bidi ka bundle dena."
Dukandar - "Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga."
Boy - "Nahi Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Paket Willes dedo."

Santa bnta k bech fight ho rhi thi,
Santa-saale mai tere kapde faad dunga.
Banta-yar serious ladai me romantic baat mat kiya kr...

Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"

musharaf: very sorry to hear abt da bomb blast near white house at 8 dis morning.
obama: nothing happened here.
musf:whats da time?
obama:7 o'clock
musf: sorry i"ll call u later

PREMIKA- aaj tumne bahut acha bhashan diya..
NETA PREMI- saare sunne wale gadhe the..
PREMIKA- tabhi tum baar baar keh rhe the mere pyaare bhaiyo, pyaare bhaiyo

Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai....



Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe.....

A New Teacher Joins schoolHe Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain.

Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha
“EID MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK.

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?

Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

patient- Doctor sahab doctor sahab sub mujhe ignore karte hai!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor- next please

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???

Ek ganje k sar par do bal the.
Dono ko aapas me pyar ho gaya,
shadi karna chahte the.
Magar nahi kar paye....
Batao kyun?




Kyun ki Bal Vivah apradh hai.

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

Panditji Ne Jajman Ke Balak Ko Ek Peda Diya Aur Kaha:
Bete Ise Hawan Kund Me Dalkar Kaho,
Swaha. Balak Peda Muh Me Dalkar Bola: Aha.

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

Inspector questioning Manager in Govt.Office:Who accepts bribes in this office?
Manager:How much will you give me for that information??

1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata hon.

Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote

molvi:logo se mukke or laat khao or gussa pee jao roza nai tote ga.;-)

Auto driver turns at NO ENTRY.
Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.
Why?
PJ of the Millenium:
bcoz Auto driver was WALKING.

Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui

Judge ne poocha: koi aakhri khwahish??

Khan saab: hamara jagah tum latak jao...!!

Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya Hai?
2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Phch Gaye.

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ''o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi

Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?

Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..

Santa’s Son: Papa aaj meri Miss ne aisa sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf Merey paas tha.

Santa: Oye Shabash puttar, kya sawal tha?

Son: Ye class main PAAD kis ne Mari?

Sher ki shaadi thi, baraat me sab shero ke beech ek dogi naach raha tha! Us se pucha-"aap yahaa kaise??
to dogi bola-'shaadi se pehle ham bhi sher the'!