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10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Girl 1: Have You Ever Had A
Hot Passionate, Burning
Kiss . . . ? ?
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Girl 2: I Did Once.
He'd Forgotten To Take
The Cigarette Out Of His
Mouth. . .

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By goldflake lights # 1102

child-who's dat man & woman who come every night n disapear in morning?
grandma-thank god finaly u saw them.dey r ur parents..bothh r "doctors"

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Girl: "I'm Breaking Up With You."

Boy: "Ok, Can I Get A Last Hug?"

*Girl Hugs Boy*

Girl: "Wait, Are You Covered In Glue?"

Boy: "Yeah.":)

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By goldflake lights # 1102

Banta: I was the pilot for the president's helicopter.
Santa: Wow, thats Good! .But why did you leave the job?
Banta: The president told he was feeling cold and I switched off the fan on the top.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By goldflake lights # 1102

Santa: I played chess against Viswanath Anand but I lost.
Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.
Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.
Banta: You are an idiot. He is actually Left Handed.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cool_RG # 387

Banta: I read an article the other day that said, `If you drink everyday you are an alcoholic`.
Santa: Thank God I only drink every night.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sunil Babuq # 4568

Professor Google:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Somu: BA

Professor Google:For sodium?
Somu: NA

Professor Google:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Somu: BANANA

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By nishaant raj # 2885

Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home!
Judge: That's all, case dismissed.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Santa was travelling in a train! A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't get up..
Santa shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!"....

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By SAUDADE BOY # 5195

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By susant rout # 473

santa had a leakage in roof over the dining . Plumber asked - Sir ,When did you notice it ?
Santa - Last night when it took me 3 hours to finish the soup .

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boy: Where Are You Going?

Girl: For Suicide..

Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?

Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will Come In Newspaper...

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek MP # 8322

A fish is smoking and a man asks him "Are'nt you scared you'll get cancer?"
Fish:" I don't have lungs to get cancer

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By niks padda # 8254

Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok!!
lets start with addition
example-
your gf gave you 2 candy and 2 ice cream
what is your ans
...... kid- love u janu ...

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manan Manwani # 6398

Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.
Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.
Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sumit Das # 7261

Teacher- Y are u sleeping in the class???

Student- Ur voice is so sweet
thatz Y i am getting sleep.

Teacher- Then Y other ppl r not sleeping???
Student- They aren't listening 2 u mam...

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By BIJU NAIR # 842

Banta (after giving Rs 100 note): Now be careful with this money, remember the saying, "A fool and his money are soon parted."
Pappu: Yes Uncle, I just noticed it.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Man to a super cute Air hostess:What's your name?
Air Hostess: Eva Benz
Man:Lovely name.Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess:Our maintenance cost is the same!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By singh harjot # 7802

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!
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GF:Honey Where Are You?
BF:I'm At The Bank.
GF:Dear,Please I Need 3000
Rupees To Activate My BB, 5000
To Do My Hair And 10,000 To Buy
A Dress.
BF:Sorry,I Meant I Was At The
"Bank"Of A River..!! Machhi
chahidi tenu Machhi..??

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

DAD To Son
Dad:Son Y Do U Look So Upset?
Son:I Cant Tell U Dad
Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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Son:............Yar Tere Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAJIV VERMA # 5573

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose
But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.

One day, Doctor Asks Why??

Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"..!!

Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By priya singh # 4656

girlfriend msgs her boyfriend.
gf - darling wat r u doing?
bf - nthing much! really tired, just goin 2 sleep nw honey.. and u swthrt?







gf- in d club standing behind u..!;-)gaya bichara....

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By arun sharma # 1377

Sir: What is the color of Lourd Ram & Krishan?
Boy:Both r green
Sir: How do u know.
Boy; B'coz i heard the people saying "HARE RAMA HARE KRISHNA...

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

A lady buys new Sim card
2 surprise husband
She goes to the Kitchen,& Calls
"HI DARLING"
He says "Call U Later Dear
The devil Is in kitchen

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

A Cop Pulled A Farmer
Over & Said:
"Do You Realize Your Wife
Fell Out Of The Car Several
Miles Back...?"

The Farmer:
"Thank God I Thought I Had
Gone Deaf...!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"

Obama: "Are you an idiot??"
Santa: "Why??
is it Compulsory???

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Prof 2 Student:
What Is Attention Deficit
Hyperactive Disorder?

Student:
Jumbalakadi Bamba! Holsga
Volsga..

Professor: I Didn't Get You.

Student: Same Here Dude..!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

MIND BLOWING !!!!!

Teacher- Bcoz of d change in hormones a fruit get ripens
&
falls off the tree
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Student- Poor Newton!

He thought its bcoz of Gravity !!!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

BOY: Lets Play A Game.
Except Hide And Seek.

GIRL: Why Not?!
I Love That Game!

BOY: Because A Girl Like
YOU Is Impossible To Find ... !

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By goldflake lights # 1102

I was in pub last night with my wife & said
"I LOVE U"
she said is dat u or d beer talking
I said its me talking...

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to d beer.

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