Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home! Judge: That's all, case dismissed.
Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height & Distance But Not Love, Friendship & Trust? . Boy Thought For A While . . . Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said Look, DON'T Eat My Brain! I Have Already Failed In Physics
santa had a leakage in roof over the dining . Plumber asked - Sir ,When did you notice it ? Santa - Last night when it took me 3 hours to finish the soup .
Mom to her 7 year old kid lets practice maths ok!! lets start with addition example- your gf gave you 2 candy and 2 ice cream what is your ans ...... kid- love u janu ...
Lady 1: My son is very well behaved. Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years. Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.
Man to a super cute Air hostess:What's your name? Air Hostess: Eva Benz Man:Lovely name.Any relationship with Mercedes Benz? Air Hostess:Our maintenance cost is the same!
Banta (after giving Rs 100 note): Now be careful with this money, remember the saying, "A fool and his money are soon parted." Pappu: Yes Uncle, I just noticed it.
Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!! . . . GF:Honey Where Are You? BF:I'm At The Bank. GF:Dear,Please I Need 3000 Rupees To Activate My BB, 5000 To Do My Hair And 10,000 To Buy A Dress. BF:Sorry,I Meant I Was At The "Bank"Of A River..!! Machhi chahidi tenu Machhi..??
Banta: I was the pilot for the president's helicopter. Santa: Wow, thats Good! .But why did you leave the job? Banta: The president told he was feeling cold and I switched off the fan on the top.
Santa: I played chess against Viswanath Anand but I lost. Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him. Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost. Banta: You are an idiot. He is actually Left Handed.