Pehlan usne chunni utaari, phir kameez, phir undershirt te phir bra utaari aur aakhir mein... salvaar bhi utaar layi. Fer...? Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.
One agent was tensed. Dealer: Kya hua? Agent: Main 6 mahine se tour pe hoon, aur meri biwi pregnant ho gai. Dealer: Ab pata chala bina order ke maal aaye to kaisa lagta hai...
Important Chinese sayings: 1) If u don''t like oral sex then keep ur mouth shut. 2) Opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one. 3) To avoid rape, say YES
A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho? Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai? Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote.
Teacher comes to class with a rose in her blouse & asks: What does Roses drink? Boy: Milk Teacher: No, roses drink water. Boy: Oh, I didn''t know the stem is that long.
Desk-top is what u do with the Secretary in the office; Lap-top is what u do with the girlfriemd in the room; Palm-top is when u r without them and alone
Gals: Inspector ji Munde tang karde ne. Boys: Eh ilzaam jootha hai Inspector saab, assin tang nai karde, khulli karde ne. Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun? Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
Height of reality: An actress being fucked by a producer without using a condom saying that she has to play the role of a pregnant lady in his next movie.
Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary: What''s the diff between Paperclip & Screw? Lady: I don''t know, I have never been paperclipped.