Press down down more Ok more YES Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That''s how I sex on text !
Sex - Burn Calories Chart Lying down: 90cal Standing up: 492cal Doggie style: 326cal 2nd round: 824 cal Dressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal
Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast. Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis? Kalu: With the help of this special cloth. Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.
What’s d heights of tension? When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.
A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services? Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
3 friends talking about AIDS Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon. Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.
8 qualities of a perfect husband: Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive. And if all else fails, read the capital letters only.
Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak" Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai. Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.
there are 3 chambers in my heart. there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bcoz You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!