Department of Redundancy Department
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
Don''t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
"If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
I wouldn''t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
I have friends who swear they dream in color; I say it''s just a pigment of their imagination.
Look out for #1, and don''t step in #2, either.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I''m stuffed!"
Drink your coffee; there are people in India sleeping.
Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.
Karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf".
Alzheimer''s advantage: New friends every day.
If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can''t.
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Cole''s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Daddy, why doesn''t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
An unemployed court jester is no one''s fool.
As long as I can remember, I''ve had amnesia.
It''s sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.
I''d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
Bombs don''t kill people, explosions kill people.
Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
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