I don''t think you are a fool, but what''s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
I like kids, but I don''t think I could eat a whole one.
Don''t be a sexist, broads hate that.
He''s a graduate of The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of hair styling.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
I couldn''t care less about apathy.
Doesn''t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Geez if you believe in honkus.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
I''d like to leave this world like I came into it; screaming, naked and covered in someone else''s blood.
I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!
I wouldn''t touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
We are all prawns in the game of life.
Drilling for oil is boring.
Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery.
Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven''t got.
When I want your opinion, I''ll remove the duct tape.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we''re all right now.
Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he''s back!
He always finds himself lost in thought - it''s an unfamiliar territory
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
If you think nobody cares if you''re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Don''t let you mind wander - it''s far too small to be let out on its own
I used to be indecisive, now I''m not so sure.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I''m older, I don''t need the W.
I''ve got a mind like a.. a.. what''s that thing called?
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