Very painful feeling in the world.. Being truly in love with someone & still being single….
Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚ it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.
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A Classy thought Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type but never send.
The Best Punishment To A Boy - Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers, And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...
One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.
The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!
wah re khuda tery khudaikisi ko 1 nhikisi ko 2,2 lugai
No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there.
If u r stressed, you''ll get pimples.. if u cry,u''ll get wrinkles.. So, y don''t u smile & get dimples?
Galiloeo:- Great Mind, Einstein:- Genius Mind, Newton:- Extraordinary Mind Me:- MasterMind, YOU:- Never Mind!
A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."
I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
life without wife like car without engine.
Why don''t men often show their true feelings? Because they don''t have any. 1
What country makes you shiver? Chile.
May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
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It''s hard to make a comeback when you haven''t been anywhere.
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why did the punk cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds? There is Twenty of them!
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut its nose off
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