PARTH_JSK Wishes Collection - Page 2

One of d best definitions of HOME

.


Home z d place where U can scratch ur bums exactly where it itches!:-D
:-D

Stop laughing. .
It's True...

Boy-Tumhari kameez Fati Hui Hai.
Girl-Nahi, Ye Fashion he

Boy-Achchha, Khud Faado toh Fashion,
.
.
.
Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION ??..

Talking to ur old friend makes u realize how much ur life has changed

Height of Torture !!!


Bf-aaj i am very tensed, mood kharab hai, sirr bhi dukh raha hai...
.
.
.
Gf-hmmm!!!
Acha wo sab chodo,ye dekho!!

mera naya purse!!!...

The day is not so far when some1 will knock at ur door

and

say, Hey, we hv 7 mutual frds on Fb,
Can I come in??..

You are loved when you are born..
.
You are loved when you die..
.
.
.
In between you have to manage.!!...

A line from true lover...

Main Jitni Baar Bhi Flirt Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hoon..
Utni Baar Hi.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sacha piyar ho jata hai.....

Katrina ki tea me 1 Machchar gira,
Us nahi Pata aur usne peeli
Machchar k Baap ne kuch kaha aur vo Behosh ho gayi.
.
.
.
.
kaha-Tumhare pet me Mera Bachcha he...JSK

Suresh- Mere jamun k ped k niche Gulab ka ped kyu laga rahe ho?
.
.
.
Ramesh- is liye ki Dono ped milkar hame GULAAB JAAMUN Denge...

Pesent 2 Doctor on phone-Mere Bachhe ko current lga he me kya karu?
.
.
.
Doc-pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya krein ki apke waha bijli aa rhi he....

SHAKESPEARE Said..!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Meri maa ki Kasam maine itni baatein nhi kahi..
yeh log khud se bana bana k kehte hai ..

Boy-Santa ghar pe he?

Aunty-Haan beta,abhi abhi aaya he
Maggi Kha rha he
Tujhe bhukh lagi he?

Boy-Haan
.
.
Aunty - To tu bhi ghar se kha kar aa..

Me : Mom finally exams are over :D
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mom : So What, Tu kaunsa padhta tha...

DECENT THOUGHT 4 ALL THE GIRLS::
.
Agar "Husband BHAGWAN saman hota hai toh
.
.
.

.
"BOYFREIND bhi Chota-Mota DEVTA mana hi ja sakta hai!! ...

Tchr- Beta Chori Krna Buri Baat He,

Chori Ka Fal Hmesha Kadva Hota He

Papu- Lekin Mene Jo APPLE Chori Krke Khaaye Woh Toh Mithe The..

People don't care when they lose a 1Rs coin from their pocket..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But they feel distressing when they lose 1Rs from their mobile balance!!...

Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why?

.
.

Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants........

Teacher- Mai jo Questn Puchu, Uska ANS Phataphat dena.

Teacher- India ki rajdhani ka kya naam hai.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student- PHATAPHAT..

Girl-Na chedo ladkiyo ko paap hoga,
.
.
Kal tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga..
.
.
Boy-khuda kare teri baat sachi ho,
.
.
Jo mujhe papa kahe wo teri bachi ho !!...

The most Tense moment is that.
.
.
.
.
.
When you hear every1 turn the page of their test,and ur still on the first question...

The Awkward Moment..
.
.
.
.
.
When you can’t stop laughing while telling a joke and when you are finally done, your frnds doesn’t even get it..

Daaru peene ke liye kisi ko force nahi karna chahiye.


baad me apne liye kam pad jaati hai........

If an ant were the same size as a human it would travel twice as fast as a Lamborghini....

just imagine !!!!.....

The fact that u cant discard !!!!

87% of young people have back pain.
.
.
The other 13% have no computer.....

TEACHER- "It's better to fail than to cheat"
.
.
.
.
.
STUDENT- "LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat"

Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko....

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,

1 Aadmi Bola-"Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"

Dusre passenger Ne Kaha-Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
.
.
Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

*Sholay 2012*

.
.

Gabbar- Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sambha- Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha...

Santa in Chinese Restaurant

Waiter-Sir, I hav Stewed Liver,
Boiled Tongue & Frog's Legs
.
.
Santa-Don't tell me ur problems,
give me the Menu....

Boy-Can I Have a HUG?
Girl-NO

Boy-Did u Hear Wht I Said?
Gal-yes

Boy-Wat Did I Say?
Girl-Can I Have A HUG.

Boy-Yes-Yes always...

Teacher (Giving instructive) - Start Computer
.
Santa- I did
.
Teacher- Now open my computer
.
.
Santa- Miss, where is your computer?...