PARTH_JSK Wishes Collection - Page 7

4 Ghante Girlfriend Ka Intezaar Karne K Baad Boy Ne Arz Kiya Intehaan Ho Gayi Intezaar Ki ??
Maa Ki Aankh,Aise Pyaar Ki...JSK

Socho Agar Aap kisi Ldki ko kahe
"I LOVE U"
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Wo vo palat ke aapkO apna mobile Nmbr De deto Aap Is ko kya kahenge
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"KHWAAB"..

Last Words said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin Laden..
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Attly battly futtly
(GAME ENDS)..JSK

Only 2 types Of Communications are the fastest in the world
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Wh r u thinking!!!...

its e-mail & female..

EXACT DEFINITION OF engineering..
Engineering is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room,
u know wh,when der is no cat..

A fact which all ageers..
Kya Apko Pata He Swatantrata Divas Kab Aata He?
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Jab Gharwali Maayke jati hai.

In an exam,
a student who was prep but left D pg blank
At bottom drew flowers and wrote-
"In D memory of my memory,which recently passed away!"

1 Sawal aap se..
2 din tak lagataar barsaat kyun nahi ho sakti? .
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Ans-Kyun ki beech me raat bhi toh hoti hai
Think hatke.....

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
Aasman me dekha to aasman b nila He
Muhabat to sab karte H par
MAI KARU TO SALA CHARACTER DHILA He..

No body in this world is so busy,
their ego makes them feel busy and find no time to care for others...

Santa was working 1st time in a Garment shop.
Girl-Jara Underwear dikhana.
Santa sharma ke-Ji Aaj nahi pehni!
Kal aana..

RAJINIKANTH was teaching his grandson how to use a gun and save ur self...
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And lol
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Osama Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan..

RAJNIKANT got selected in ROADIES
(next day after the vote-out)
RAJNI-I am Sorry RAGHU,RAJIV
Apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hata hai.....

Dedicated to all science students
Once rajnikanth had to kill the villain
So he slapped himself
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The villain died due to RESONANCE.JSK