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PARTH_JSK Wishes Collection - Page 6
194 Wishes in Collection
Worst PJ..
Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge me rakhane ke baad bhi garam rehti hai?
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Kya hua nai pata...
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Ans-garam masala..JSK
Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga..
D most serious Qs. in a grl's mind..
Evry grl in d world thinks abt it every day..
"MERE PASS TOH KAPDE HI NAHI HAI!
AAJ MAI KYA PEHNU"...JSK
GirL-How many hrs a day do u think of me?
BOy-16 hours
Girl-what about the remaining 8 hrs?
BoY-The other 8 is when I'm dreaming of u in my sleep
THE FACT...
Dentist to Manmohan Singh during annual check-up..
"Mr.PM,at least in my clinic,plz open yr mouth"..hehee..
Judge-Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the?
Man-Sir,main apni wife ko lene sasural jaa raha tha...
u know..
Judge was convinced...
U Know One & One Makes Two
U Also Know 1 & 1 Makes Eleven Do U Know..
1 & 1 Makes One!
But
How???
Just Fall In Love..
Jethalal-Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti
Wah-wah
Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti
Wah-wah
To TAPUDA teri mummy DAYA nhi BABITA hoti..
BOY-excuse me
GIRL-yes
BOY-R U a dictionary???
GIRL-NO
BOY-but should be a dictionary coz U have given meaning to my LIFE..
Son-Dad,if u see a 10Rs note & a 5Rs note on d floor,which wil u take?
Dad-The 10Rs of course!
Son-Thats so STUPID!
Why not take both?.....JSK
friendship is nt histry 2 4get.
its nt maths 2calculate,
its nt english 2learn.
But..Its just like a rajnikant flim-no need to understand just enjoy it..
Wyf-Tumne mujhe shadi se phle Q nahi bataya k tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wyf he
Hus-Maine bataya to tha k me tume RANI ki tarah rakhunga..
LAST PAGE IS DEATH,
CENTRE PAGES ARE EMPTY,
FILL THEM WITH SMILE,LOVE & SACRIFICE
BUT
NOT WITH EGO AND FALSE PROMISIES”..
Kanjus-KajuKatli Aur Lijiye Na
Mehman-Nai Shukriya Me Pehle Hi 4 Le Chuka Hu
Kanjus-Li To Apne Waise 6 He,Lekin Kher Yaha Kaun Gin Raha He......JSK
FACEBOOK INCEDENT HAPPENED..
Ystdy i put a status tht i am gng 2 sleep Shirtless 2night
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aftr sumtime i got notifications tht,
7 Mosquitos like this..
STORY OF LUV AT 2nd SIGHT..
A gal fell in love wid a boy at 2nd sight..
Bcoz at 1st sight
She didn't know that the boy had a BMW...hhehe.
Punjab Police ka jalwa...
Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..
Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..
Height of being Hygienic
An student on computer,
was washing his hands with Dettol after removing a Virus from his computer..hehe..
Best Attitude Line..
I Dont Care If People Dont Like Me!
After All I Am Not A FACEBOOK STATUS To Be Liked!!!
That's attitude..
Corruption Has
Been
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Of The world..
Even My..
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Computer Says: Some Files Are
Corrupted..
Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon Hai?
Panipuri Wala !
Kaise?
Kyu Ki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "BHAIYA" Hi Bulati He.
A very true saying which all of u would agree
"Paying money for other's mistake will happen only in..
"COLLEGES"!!
In the name of "revaluation"..
Shadi K 1 Din Ka Khrcha 5Lakh.
Or
Love Mariage Sirf
100 K Stamp
70 Notry
50 Varmala
Total 220/-
Paisa Apka Faisla Apka Jago Grahk Jago
Apne Lover K Sath bhago..
Today's thought:-
Aaj ka kaam kal par chhod do..
Ho sakta hai kal tak us kaam ke liye koi machine ban jaye..
Written By-Ek kaamchor...
1baar Snta paise jama krne Bank gya
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do
Snta-Me apne A/c me jama kr rha hu,fata karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?...
Wat is d most proudest moment in a students life and specially at time of exam..????
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Standin in middle of d exam nd asking
"Whoever has my answersheet plz return"...
One day i was walking in d rain...
A gal said,
'come,share my umbrella'
I-'No! I am fine!'
moral?
moral voral kuch nai LADKI KUCH KHAAS NAI THI..