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Dad- Whos this girl ??
Boy- ohh she, My girlfriend
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next day
Dad- now whos this "new" girl?
Boy-Rishta wohi Item Nayee.....
2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?
2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh k itna chillayi ke heart attack aa gya.....
Our poor SANTA in a interveiw..
Santa-may i come in sir?
Interviewer-Wait plz...
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SANTA: 76 kg Only...haha.....
Which country in the world has largest english speaking people?
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Daytime- USA
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LATE EVENING,
After 3 pegs- INDIA..haa...
Best Lines One Can Say After school Life....!!
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"GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN!!”..
It Is Nice
When Some1 Holds
Umbrella For u In The
Rain
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Its The Most Wonderful
If Some1 Holds ur Hand
And Runs Crazily With u
In The Rain..
I believe that Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World...
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But,Maths At-least has LOGIC...
One of best incident happens with all of us.....
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When the teacher stops talking,
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I look up to make sure I'm not in trouble....
Girl-Wt u do?
Boy-I was doing a job wid TIMES OF INDIA but nw I left..
Girl-O God y u left
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Boy-Ab kaun subah subah uthe aur paper daalne jaaye..JSK
Convent school k bache zoo me-00h! wow monkey is sleeping don't disturb
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Govt. Scool k bache- OYE HOYE DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI, PATHAR MAAR SAALE KO....
Beat dis PJ-
Shaadi Shudha murgi jab mathe par sindoor lagati hai, Usse kya kehte hai?????
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"Chicken TIKKA.."
hahahaha....
Wich is the mst butiful feeling in d world?
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Whn u try to luk at ur frnd nd ur frnds are alrdy luking at u in..
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Exam hall..!!....
Arz kiya hai -
Darvaja khola to saap nikla
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Darvaja khola to saap nikla
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ACP bola Daya, ye Anna hazare to rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla.....
Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL..
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In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!!!!!......
Girl to bro-wh ru going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Bro-A football
Girl-grandma doesn’t play football”
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Bro-At my birthday she gave me books!..
Arz Hai..
Bas IsLiye Meine
Mehfilo Me Jaana
Chhod Diya
Ae DOSTON
Koi
Ye Na Puchh Le
Ki
Aur, Padhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai....
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam kyun Hoti Hai?
Dulhe Ko Aakhri Chance Diya Jata Hai Ki..
Ab Bhi Waqt Hai,
Nange Paao Bhag Jao!!!..
1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh kia jara tha
Santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, "Bhai,Biryani milegi kya? Pani gale me atak gaya hai".
A policeman saw a little boy crying.
He approached him & asked: What's the matter boy?
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Boy-Matter is anything that occupies space & has mass...J.S.K
Santa-Angrejo ne CHAAND pe PANI aur BARAF ki khoj kar li hai...
Banta-To Hum aey ab sirf DAARU aur namkeen leke jana hai...
Apne Teachers logKi Bahut
Izzat Kijiye..
Kyunki,
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Kyunki,
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Is Duniya Me Murgi K
Ilawa Ek Wo Hi Hain Jo
Aapko Anda De Sakte Hain..
Girl-Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
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BOY- Me Padhai Kar Raha Hu...
Aftr 2 min..
GIRL-Kya hua, Aur bhejo n??
DEDICATE TO ENGG....
Yahan bhi hoga vahan bhi hoga ab tooh sare jahan main hoga
Kya????...
ASSIGNMENT KA JALWA
JALWA!!!
JALWA!!!...
B4 Going 2 Toilet IMRAN HASHMI "lagi lagi lagi"
wen he is in Toilet "1 bar aaja aja"
after Toilet he sing "juda ho k b tu mujme abhi baki h"..
WIFE-Q G roz subah mere chere pe pani kyo dalte ho?
Hubby-Tumhare pita ne kaha tha meri beti phool k tarah hai isse murzhne mat
dena isliy...
Samundar ki gili ret par 1Boy ne apne sath bethi girl se pucha,Tum bolti kyu Nhi?
Wo palke jhuka muskrayi aur Ret par likhi-Muh me Gutka hai...
Arz Kiya Hai....
"Ghar se bahar wo nakaab mein nikli,
Saari gali unki firak mein nikli,
Inkar karte the wo hamari mohabbat se,
Aur hamari hi tasveer unke cupboard se nikli..."...
Dosto ek baat ne muje kal raat sone nahi diya,
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Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bo 80+90 pure 100,par 100 kese
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170 hone chahiye na
"JAGO GRAHAK JAGO"